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    The Armenian Weekly On-Line
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    The Armenian Weekly; Volume 73, No. 34; August 25, 2007

    Literature and Arts:

    1. Mating Habits of the Morally Spotted Yuppie
    Berberian's Novel 'Das Kapital' is Apocalyptically Chic
    By Andy Turpin

    2. Grateful Animals
    New Children's Book Gives Mother Nature Her Due With a Lesson on Just
    Reciprocity
    By Andy Turpin

    3. Morgenthau's Wife Arrives
    By Kay Mouradian

    ***

    1. Mating Habits of the Morally Spotted Yuppie
    Berberian's Novel 'Das Kapital' is Apocalyptically Chic
    By Andy Turpin

    WATERTOWN, Mass. (A.W.)-Viken Berberian's Das Kapital: A Novel of Love and
    Money Markets is a literary triumph in its poignancy and descriptive
    realism. Don't blame Berberian, the messenger, for writing about the vacuous
    morality and financial decadence that comes from the culture of Wall Street.

    It's still a love story of sorts, in the same way that Dr. Kevorkian is
    still a doctor. Besides, it takes craftsmanship in this day and age to
    create a happy ending from an ETA-esque bombing in post-industrial France.
    It rhetorically asks whether using a happy ending with incendiaries makes
    Das Kapital more inherently French or American in nature, given the story is
    set both in Manhattan and Marseille.

    The primary character of the novel is Wayne, a fatalistic hedge fund day
    trader on Wall Street whose personal habits and peccadilloes are copycat
    doppelgangers of Eaton Ellis's serial killer Patrick Bateman, minus the
    oversexed bloodlust.

    Wayne instead fills his internal void by speculating on humanity's
    miseries-a meticulous process he details to a prospective contractor when he
    explains: "Let me tell you what we do here at Empiricus. It's actually quite
    simple. We use science to anticipate risk. We believe that there are
    immutable laws that govern the market: that the market is prone to crisis
    and that crisis piteously tears asunder the social ties that bind man to his
    fellow man, leaving no remaining other nexus between men than naked
    self-interest."

    The author himself spent time working in the fast paced eviscerate world of
    hedge fund finance and his acute character observations of the people who
    populate this fiscally gluttonous world are as deft in their jabs as
    anything Dashiell Hammett or Patricia Highsmith ever wrote.

    "Sitting on the toilet, one of his favorite tasks was to identify
    high-density cities and measure their distance to regional conflicts. He
    would then superimpose all this data on a Treasury curve yield," Berberian
    writes of Wayne's workaholic dedication to his profession.

    References to ultra-recent technological devices and events are so well
    placed that it's hard not to imagine Berberian creating the lines as you're
    reading like a CNN news band.

    And yet, despite the fact that Das Kapital may fall into the underrated
    category of "well-written light reading for the Antichrist," it is still a
    love story.

    Yet, in a Napoleon-Dynamite age of love stories often written "for the
    others," Das Kapital may fall into the niche of being "about the others."
    Wayne and the architectural student who is his muse in the story, Alix, are
    for the rest of us that atrociously rich and pretentious couple you whisper
    about to your friend: "They better know how glad they are to have each other
    because no else can stand being around them."

    Is that binary romance in the vein of "I've Got You Babe" or Stephen King's
    definition of hell as repetition?

    But Wayne and Alix are not alone in their e-mail correspondence desires.
    Berberian engrosses the reader with the loveable but phantasmically emerging
    character of the Corsican, a swarthy former revolutionary who must decide
    his own destiny both as Alix's ex-lover and as an ideologue in a world of
    moral strip forestry on his home island.

    Berberian's Das Kapital answers the heartfelt question of whether everyone
    in this life deserves to find happiness in love. But more pioneering is the
    new satiric sub-genre the author creates: a mix of Harlequin romance and
    what could be best described as the secret diary of Dick Cheney. If only in
    his wildest dreams.
    ------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------

    2. Grateful Animals
    New Children's Book Gives Mother Nature Her Due With a Lesson on Just
    Reciprocity
    By Andy Turpin

    WATERTOWN, Mass. (A.W.)-Fans of children's author Sona Zeitlian and
    illustrator Alik Arzoumanian will be pleased with Abril Bookstore-Publishing's
    newly released English-Armenian children's book, Grateful Animals.

    Grateful Animals is based on the oral tradition of the villagers of Musa
    Dagh. The tales were recounted in the native dialect and recorded for the
    first time in Ainjar (spelling?), Lebanon, by Zeitlian. Her previously
    published bilingual folktale, The One and Only, was also based on the oral
    tradition of Musa Dagh, and was enthusiastically received for its bilingual
    and multicultural nature by Saturday schools and English as a Second
    Language (ESL) schools globally.

    Grateful Animals is a story of a woodcutter who rescues a snake, a monkey, a
    lion and a rich merchant-all of whom have become trapped in the same pit.
    After being rescued, the animals honorably express their gratitude in a
    number of ways. Yet, the merchant fails to fulfill the material promises he
    had made to the woodcutter.

    When the woodcutter is wrongfully accused of being a thief by the village,
    the animals give a court testament to his charity and goodwill. Their
    testimony also forces the merchant to finally fulfill his promises.

    In this millennial age of rampant corporate greed and environmental
    refugees, adults, too, may find comfort in this tale where nature's brethren
    serve the poor by keeping the robber barons honest. If only Congressional
    oversight committees on business ethics heeded such bedtime stories, too.

    For more information, or to order a copy of Grateful Animals, visit
    www.abrilbooks.com.
    ----------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ---------

    3. Morgenthau's Wife Arrives
    By Kay Mouradian

    (Adrianople, February, 1914)

    Two years ago Bulgaria had defeated Turkey in the first Balkan War and had
    seized Adrianople. Six months later the military leader of the Turkish Army,
    Enver Pasha, led his troops back to Adrianople and retook the territory
    without firing a shot. Bulgaria had transferred her army to another front to
    fight the Serbs and Greeks in a second Balkan war and now Adrianople had
    once again became part of Turkey.

    Talaat, Turkey's Minister of Interior, had arranged for the Governor General
    of Adrianople to honor and treat well the American Ambassador, Henry
    Morgenthau. Talaat also ordered the Governor General to have Turkish
    dignitaries in full uniform to greet the ambassador's wife. Realizing that
    Morgenthau had an unusual and companionable relationship with his wife,
    Talaat wanted her first day in Turkey to be a memorable one.

    A long, loud whistle blew as the slowing and steaming train made its way
    into the station. Henry Morgenthau canvassed each passing car looking for
    his wife as several heads peered out from opened windows. Then he saw her.
    She was wildly waving a huge black hat.

    He ran toward her, leaped and grabbed her hat and ran alongside until the
    train came to a full stop. His face reflected his joy. Wanting to throw
    kisses toward her, he restrained his emotions, not wanting to be
    demonstrative in front of the Turks.

    Hopping onto the train, he rushed to her, held her hands and looked into her
    eyes with deep affection. She was as lovely as he had remembered, perhaps a
    couple of pounds heavier and a bit greyer in her sable hair, but her face
    glowed with happiness. "Josie, I've missed you so," he said drawing her
    close for a hug. He planted a quick kiss on her thin lips and helped her off
    the train.

    Standing on the platform were disciplined Turkish dignitaries in full
    uniform watching her every move. "Why are they here?" Josie's voice
    reflected certain unease.

    Morgenthau smiled. "To welcome you, my dear," he said and walked her toward
    the waiting entourage.

    "Welcome to Turkey, Mrs. Morgenthau," the Governor General said. Clicking
    his heels, he bowed and said, "I hope you have had a pleasant trip so far."

    "Yes, thank you."

    "I have had the pleasure of entertaining your husband. He arrived yesterday
    and it was my privilege to spend the day with him and take him to see my
    city. My friends in Constantinople admire him and after spending one day
    with him I understand why!" He extended a friendly smile and presented Josie
    with a bouquet of flowers. Then he introduced America's new ambassadress to
    his staff.

    After formal and brief exchanges, the Morgenthaus waved goodbye as they
    boarded the train. The Turkish dignitaries were still standing stiffly side
    by side on the wooden platform even as the train pulled out of the station.

    Settled into the first class compartment and excited at being together after
    the long separation, both Henry and Josie continually interrupted each other
    as they caught up on news about their children, grandchildren, brothers and
    sisters. There was much Henry dared not write in his letters to his wife for
    fear the wrong eyes would read, perhaps misread, his observations. He
    learned early on that spies in Turkey were everywhere, and this Josie
    Morgenthau seemed to understand intuitively. She became fully informed about
    diplomatic life in Constantinople by the time they arrived in the
    cosmopolitan city three hours later.

    Holding his wife's hand and not wanting to let go, Henry Morgenthau weaved
    through throngs of people rushing in every direction and led Josie to the
    restricted customs area. He opened the familiar door marked private and saw
    the portly white haired Schmavonian talking to the Turkish customs officer.

    "Josie, I want you to meet the embassy's legal advisor and interpreter and
    my good friend Arshag Schmavonian. He is my French-Turkish tongue and he
    watches over me like a father watches over a son."

    Schmavonian, impeccably courteous as always, clicked his heels, took her
    hand and kissed it. "Your husband has been anxious for your arrival, and I
    am delighted to finally meet you, Mrs. Morgenthau." Looking into her gentle
    blue eyes he said, "Your husband has comprehended the ways of diplomatic
    life very quickly and it is my pleasure to be of service to him."

    The customs official handed Schmavonian papers which he signed and stamped
    with the embassy's seal. Turning toward Mrs. Morgenthau he said, "I may be
    your husband's formal interpreter, but I am impressed at how quickly his
    French is becoming fluent!"

    Smiling at what he knew as a polite exaggeration, Morgenthau bowed and said
    in French, "I welcome you to Constantinople my dear wife."

    "Oh, Henry," she replied playfully, reaching for his hand as they walked out
    the door.

    The embassy's Ford Town Car was parked by the curb. "I present to you my
    darling wife this American Ford!" He opened the door and gracefully waved
    her inside. "It's a pretty decent car. I was pleasantly surprised. It rides
    every bit as well as our Mercedes and Packards back at home. As the
    chauffeur drove through the crowded streets, Morgenthau pointed to the bay
    sprinkled with boats speeding through the calm water, and said, "See the
    boat flying the British flag?"

    Josie peered out the opened window as a cool breeze washed over her face.
    The familiar British flag was fluttering in the wind as the ship slowed its
    speed and passed a small fishing boat.

    "Take a good look, Josie. That steamer is similar to the one we, I mean our
    embassy, will have next month. Did I mention to you that I am planning an
    introductory trip to Egypt, Palestine, Beirut and Smyrna on our new
    steamboat?" The grin on his face suggested he had revealed a hidden treat.

    Josie was at a loss for words.

    Schmavonian, sitting in the front passenger seat, turned to face Josie. "To
    be precise, Mrs. Morgenthau, the British embassy ship is almost 10 feet
    longer than ours will be."

    "Yes," but our 50 footer is plenty large to take us around. Besides, Great
    Britain is so much older than America she deserves another 10 feet,"
    Morgenthau jested.

    After crossing the Galata Bridge, they arrived at the embassy and their
    daughter, Helen, ran to greet her mother with a loving embrace. Helen's two
    young sons racing behind their mother yelled out, "Boobbie, Boobbie."
    Picking them up one at a time Josie smothered them with kisses and reached
    out to hug her son-in-law. Then, after a quick tour of the embassy and her
    living quarters, Josie Morgenthau, now to be called Ambassadress Morgenthau,
    was treated to a traditional Turkish dinner at Tokaltians, Constantinople's
    finest restaurant.

    At the end of this exciting day, Josie was more in need of a good night's
    sleep than any more celebrations. Alone in their comfortable bed, she pulled
    up the soft down comforter. Happy to be with her husband again, she patted
    his hand, kissed him on the lips, rolled over onto her side and fell fast
    asleep.

    Henry Morgenthau snuggled close to her warm wonderful body and gently put
    his arm over her. He felt whole again.

    * * *

    The next day Schmavonian joined the happy couple for afternoon tea. Now that
    Josie had arrived plans for the important Ambassadorial dinner could be
    finalized. It was Henry Morgenthau's formal entrance into Constantinople's
    diplomatic society, and the invitations and seating arrangements had to
    follow an exact protocol.

    Schmavonian pulled a diagram from his briefcase and placed it on the table.
    "This will help with the seating order."

    "Josie, I nearly made a grievous mistake when I arrived. I wanted to
    entertain the diplomats and politicians immediately. Fortunately my
    knowledgeable friend and interpreter, Mr. Schmavonian, saved me from showing
    my naivety. I did not understand that diplomatic protocol called for me to
    wait for the first invitation."

    "Your husband not only wants to please, Mrs. Morgenthau, but he also wants
    to over please!"

    "You know my husband well! He is quick to assess people, especially their
    honorable side, but sometimes I wish he would look at the condition of the
    water before he jumps in."

    Morgenthau laughed.

    "The dinner is the talk of the town and everyone is anxious to attend,"
    Schmavonian said.

    Morgenthau turned toward Josie and with a quiet laugh said, "Word around
    town has it that I am a personal friend of President Wilson and that image
    has raised my prestige."

    "That is not the only reason he is joyously welcomed by the diplomats and
    Turkish politicians. He is considered a host extraordinaire, especially with
    the American community. We are planning another reception for the American
    colony.to introduce you.

    With an affectionate smile, she said, "I look forward to it."

    Ambassadress Morgenthau was about to embark on a social whirlwind she could
    not have imagined.
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