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    ARMENIAN REPORTER
    PO Box 129
    Paramus, New Jersey 07652
    Tel: 1-201-226-1995
    Fax: 1-201-226-1660
    Web: http://www.reporter.am
    Email: [email protected]

    October 13, 2007 -- From the Arts & Culture section

    To see the printed version of the newspaper, complete with photographs
    and additional content, visit www.reporter.am and download the pdf
    files. It's free.

    1. Rock: Serj Tankian goes solo with "Elect the Dead" (by Adrineh Gregorian)
    * System of a Down vocalist to release album on October 23

    2. Tour: From Gyumri, with love (by Betty Panossian-Ter Sargssian)
    * Kohar Symphony Orchestra and Choir will tour North America

    3. Illusion: Magic redefined (by Adrineh Gregorian)
    * John Gabriel takes on magic one elephant at a time

    4. Stars shine at Toronto's annual Pomegranate film festival (by
    Simone Abrahamsohn)
    * ARAM wins best feature film award

    5. From Francis Ford Coppola's right-hand woman to filmmaker (by Mary
    Nersessian Sagharian)
    * Anahid Nazarian's film featured at the Pomegranate Film Festival in Toronto

    6. Literature: There once was an Armenian in Africa. . . . (by Atina Hartunian)
    * A chat with African Symphony author Raymond Kupelian

    7. Levity: If you make it to church on Sunday, what should you wear?
    * And where should you do your standing?

    8. My words: The pickle meets the cucumbers (by Patrick Azadian)

    9. Women in Black want peace (by Karine Armen Kurkjian)

    *************************************** ************************************

    1. Rock: Serj Tankian goes solo with "Elect the Dead"

    * System of a Down vocalist to release album on October 23

    by Adrineh Gregorian

    LOS ANGELES -- Serj Tankian -- rock star, vocalist,
    multi-instrumentalist, composer, lyricist, and poet -- is first and
    foremost an artist.

    Best known for his inimitable voice as the lead singer for System Of
    A Down (SOAD), Serj is also an activist whose work includes Armenian
    Genocide awareness campaigns.

    The 40 year old is also the co-founder of the nonprofit organization
    Axis of Justice, created to bring together musicians, fans of music,
    and grassroots political organizations in order to fight for social
    justice.

    Serj was born in Lebanon and moved to the United States when he was
    eight. He's a product of private Armenian schools in Los Angeles and a
    graduate in marketing and business from California State University.

    The famed rocker, who plays a number of musical instruments, says he
    was always interested in music but only started taking it seriously
    after college.

    One night while driving home after a law school admittance
    examination prep class, he realized music was his passion and that it
    would be his career, he says.

    In 1995 Serj was running his own software company and had already
    been composing music and writing songs when he co-founded System Of A
    Down with three friends. SOAD became one of the most influential bands
    of the new millennium -- both in their genre of music and for their
    political activism.

    All four members, Serj (vocals), Daron Malakian (vocals/guitar),
    Shavo Odadjian (bass), and John Dolmayan (drums), are grandsons of
    Genocide survivors. They are widely known for their outspoken views
    found in many of their songs. SOAD released five studio albums before
    their recent hiatus: System of a Down, 1998; Toxicity, 2001; Steal
    This Album! 2002; Mezmerize, 2005; and Hypnotize, 2005.

    * Topping the charts

    SOAD quickly achieved heightened commercial success with these five
    albums and with singles such as "Chop Suey!" "Aerials," "B.Y.O.B.,"
    and "Hypnotize." The Grammy-winning, platinum-selling (16 million
    copies) band has produced works that have earned the coveted top slot
    on Billboard charts, while influencing music lovers all over the
    world.

    The bandmates also never lost sight of their roots and used their
    voice to promulgate issues close to their heart.

    From its inception, SOAD has campaigned tirelessly to raise
    awareness of the Armenian Genocide and to raise money for political
    organizations like Amnesty International, Center for the Prevention of
    Genocide, and Axis of Justice.

    SOAD took genocide awareness to new heights, using its fame as a
    platform to reach out to millions of listeners. In addition to its
    lyrics, since 2000, System Of A Down has staged an annual "Souls"
    benefit concert that showcases history alongside its live music.

    The band was featured in Screamers, a documentary by Carla
    Garapedian, which traces System's ongoing campaign for the cause.
    "It's important for people to be aware of the Armenian Genocide,"
    Tankian says. "History does and will repeat itself, unless we stop
    that cycle." While most of his work is recognized as hard rock, Serj
    has proven his range of talents through books, collaborative music
    projects, and composing film scores. His professional successes
    include a published book of poetry, Cool Gardens (2002), which is a
    popular poetry collection.

    Serj's collaborative projects include SerArt (2003), which he
    recorded with another acclaimed multi-instrumentalist Arto
    Tunç - boyaciyan.

    He has also collaborated with Wyclef Jean from the Fugees, and
    contributed tracks for video games.

    * Elect the Dead

    Since SOAD's hiatus began in August 2006, Serj has been in his home
    studio in Los Angeles, writing, recording, and producing his debut
    solo album, Elect the Dead.

    In this new project, set for release on October 23, Serj combines
    his unique vocals, musical talent, and stalwart dedication to
    humanitarian causes.

    Serj also demonstrates his musical talents by playing almost all the
    instruments on an album which includes collaborations with Dolmayan
    and soprano Ani Maldjian. Never one to shy away from calling out
    political truths, Serj has filled this album with serious political
    themes, urging listeners to wake to what's going on in the world
    around them. With songs like "The Unthinking Majority" and "Money,"
    Serj sets out "to make a statement about the current catastrophe of
    our failing democracy."

    The unresolved Armenian Question has made Serj ponder other
    injustices in the world. He says his music allows him to vent his
    frustrations by "bringing high energy into moments where things need
    to be drilled into people's minds more. I do that unconsciously to be
    honest." Serj says, "making Elect the Dead, I felt the exact same
    energy as I did recording System's debut in 1998, that sense of open
    experimentation, the idea that 'Wow, I'm actually doing this.' I was
    living and eating this music every day. I'd wake up in the morning and
    the thought of working on a song was so powerful I couldn't focus on
    anything else." Serj is releasing his debut solo album through his own
    record label, Serjical Strike Records, in partnership with Warner
    Brothers.

    Being the head of his own label allows him to take part in every
    facet of Elect the Dead, including out-of-the-box marketing,
    promotions, and merchandising.

    "With Elect the Dead, the sky's the limit," says Serj. "There are no
    barriers between myself and the listeners on this album." He will be
    touring cities across the U.S., Canada, U.K., Ireland, Scotland,
    Holland, and France to promote the album; some venues are already sold
    out. Serj says Elect the Dead is a more direct connection with
    listeners. "It's liberating," he explains, "because all the choices
    are mine. With this record all success or failure rests with me. It
    made me realize that I have an amazing life and I am getting to make a
    lot of my dreams come true."

    * Question and answers

    Serj spoke with the Armenian Reporter.

    AR: How is the voice in your solo work different from your voice in SOAD?

    ST: It's different in a lot of ways and there are certain
    similarities. At first, I wasn't sure if I was going to make a rock
    record, and then I started arranging the songs and giving the songs
    the dynamic that they required. If I sing on any record that's rock
    oriented, it's going to have similarities to SOAD, no matter how the
    music is, no matter what nuances I use, because it's my voice
    generally that's recognized with SOAD music. [This record] is more
    intimate than SOAD. Lyrically it's more intimate, vulnerable, and
    personal. I played most of the instruments myself, I wrote all the
    songs. I produced it. I arranged everything myself. It's more me than
    anything that I've ever done before, and there's a lot more piano,
    strings, and orchestral instruments than System ever embraced. You
    know, I just did it my own way, and I did it more as a composer with a
    lot of layers rather than thinking of a four-piece rock band and how
    to present that. After Elect the Dead, I'm planning on doing a more
    orchestral, more jazzy type of record.

    AR: What musical influences in your past have contributed to your style?

    ST: I have a wide array of musical as well as other nonmusical
    influences in my life. I've listened to a lot of different genres of
    music. I've never really stuck to one. Growing up in the 70s and 80s,
    I listened to anything from the Bee Gees to ABBA, from Armenian music
    to Arabic music, to Greek music, to French music, to funk, to soul. In
    the 80s I was listening to a lot of goth and new wave. In the 90s I
    was listening to a lot of rock, hip hop, punk, and def metal. I listen
    to more jazz now than anything else, so I kind of always take up new
    genres as life goes on and embrace them. These influences are filtered
    throughout my music; I don't juxtapose those things against each other
    in an unfashionable way. Whatever comes out is what I put on the hard
    drive. We used to say tape, now we say hard drive.

    * Call to action

    AR: Your lyrics espouse a very powerful message reflecting today's
    heightened political climate. What kind of action would you like to
    see from your audience?

    ST: The most important thing as far as activism, and it sounds very
    simple. My premise and my theory in life is that everything is
    connected, and we're all one.

    If you believe that, then you have to take action accordingly and
    that action would be to open doors and help people. It doesn't have to
    be on a grand or political scale. It could be letting someone in
    traffic in this busy L.A. town or opening a door for somebody or
    smiling at somebody, making someone's day. The repercussions of those
    actions are unlimited and infinite, and to me that is the best way of
    making positive change in the world, starting from the person,
    starting locally. And that can lead to an organized community and that
    can lead to a city, which can lead to a nation and to the
    international in terms of layers of positive interaction.

    Another solution would be not to be consumed by consumer culture in
    general and not pay so much attention to the exterior of everything
    we're doing, and really pay attention to our footprint both
    ecologically and morally in terms of everything that we do in our
    lives.

    We all take a lot of things for granted in this so-called city of
    civilization. I think those things will change enough things for the
    political things to work themselves out. People focus on very narrow
    issues, and they say yea or nay on small things, and they really miss
    the whole perspective and the picture of what's going on.

    AR: What would you be doing if you weren't a rock star?

    ST: Well, I don't really see myself as a rock star. I see myself as
    an artist, and everything has turned from my hobby into my work. I
    actually started paying more close attention to foreign policy and
    reading up on stuff and trying to really make sense of what this life
    is about.

    So, my hobby became a realization, a life realization, and an
    understanding of knowledge and love. And music became my work.

    I still enjoy music as my hobby. When I actually have time from my
    schedule, I like writing songs. That's what I enjoy. I go into my
    studio and write music. It's what I love to do whether I have a
    placement for it or not. I think we can all do whatever we put our
    minds to, and whatever we enjoy should be the main thing we spend most
    of our time with.

    AR: As a child were you always musical and poetic?

    ST: I always loved music, but I started playing music when I was in
    college. I got into music later in life with a bigger hunger than
    probably anyone who had been into music as a kid. I started late in
    life, and to me it's been a blessing. It gave me a lot of other
    perspectives on things in life. I've worked in many occupations from
    retail, wholesale, manufacturing, owned my own software company, and
    got a college degree before ever getting into the music world --
    before getting into the arts, as I like to call it.

    AR: What made you switch gears?

    ST: The realization that this was my path, and that I was not going
    to be happy doing anything else on a daily basis if I didn't do this.

    AR: When did you passion for music burgeon?

    ST: I started playing instruments when I was 19 in college and
    progressively grew as a musician. In my 20s, when I got out of
    college, I was working for a living, and I was still playing music and
    increasing my artistic arsenal musically, and I came to the
    realization one day that I had to do this.

    * Words of wisdom

    AR: It takes a lot of courage to follow your passion. What advice do
    you have for Armenian musicians?

    ST: It's the advice I would give to any musician. You have to be
    able to create the energy of live shows and be able to pack your own
    clubs in your city to gain that momentum and that interest and that
    enthusiasm from fans that want to pay to come and see you play. If you
    can't do that in your hometown, not even a record label can help you.

    AR: How did the Armenian community help with the progress of SOAD?

    ST: To be completely honest, in the beginning, I think, when we
    first started, friends were very supportive, but the community wasn't
    necessarily supportive.

    The Armenian community is not geared so much toward the modern arts.
    The Armenian community has generally a holocaust theory, which is
    'we've suffered so much, we want our kids to be professionals, doctors
    and lawyers, so they'll never see hunger.' It is a good thing in some
    ways, but it's a bad thing, because we are very artistic people; music
    and art is in our blood. And if we react to the Genocide in a way
    that's not self-realizing for our youth and our culture today, it may
    not be the best thing for us.

    AR: Tell me about your new album.

    ST: It's such an organic record. Everybody who's worked on it has
    done so with so much passion and so much love. Every little bit of it,
    whether it's the artwork on the record or the videos or the actual
    recordings themselves, the guests on it, the touring. Everything that
    I'm doing is done with a lot of people who are passionate, people that
    are professional, people that are really cool, modest, down-to-earth,
    good artists.

    AR: Any future plans for SOAD?

    ST: We're all good friends. We've taken an indefinite hiatus because
    we're not a corporation, and we don't do things in a systematic way,
    even though we are System. We wanted to pursue our own other artistic,
    as well as personal goals, without being tied down to a corporate
    schedule. So, we're all doing what we like; we're encouraging each
    other. The door is open for future collaboration, yet no plans have
    been made.

    connect:
    www.serjtankian.com

    * * *

    Adrineh Gregorian is a filmmaker whose work has been featured on
    Current TV. She has a graduate degree in public international law from
    the Fletcher School of Law and Diplomacy and currently works in the
    entertainment industry. She is also a writer and creator of Siroun
    Stroytellers, a series of short story performances. At any given time
    you can find her in the aisles of Trader Joe's or playing sodoku.

    ***************************************** **********************************

    2. Tour: From Gyumri, with love

    * Kohar Symphony Orchestra and Choir will tour North America

    by Betty Panossian-Ter Sargssian

    An acclaimed yet relatively new symphony orchestra and choir from
    Gyumri, Armenia, presents all-time Armenian favorites.

    In the coming weeks, Kohar Symphony Orchestra and Choir will perform
    for audiences in eight cities across North America. It will bring them
    the magic of live music and a critical interpretation of Armenian
    songs and music.

    Comprising approximately 160 singers, soloists, musicians, and
    dancers, Kohar, however, is more than a symphony orchestra and choir;
    it is a cultural phenomenon that has transformed the life and image of
    Gyumri.

    * Rising from the ashes of the earthquake

    In the second half of the 1990s, three Armenian brothers from Beirut
    had a significant impact on the cultural and social rebirth of Gyumri.
    Harout, Shahe, and Nar Khatchadourian founded the Kohar Conservatory
    of Music and the Kohar Symphony Orchestra and Choir. They continue to
    fund and sustain them in memory of their father Aram, and for their
    mother, Kohar. Those days Armenia's second largest city was still
    physically and spiritually shattered from the 1988 earthquake.

    In 1997 the Khatchadourian family reconstructed a grand building
    with impressive architecture to be a cultural and business center in
    the heart of Gyumri. The center would become the core of the cultural
    activities they had planned.

    Prior to the earthquake the building had been a machine-tool
    construction factory. Together with the surrounding lands, the complex
    was approximately 6500 sq m.

    The artists of the city rallied around the project to decorate the
    building, the park and the courtyard with paintings and statues. Part
    of the building itself was transformed into the ISUZ Hotel, and other
    sections of it were occupied by the growing number of business
    enterprises in the city. The front area of the building was
    transformed into a small public park; a breath of fresh air in the
    city then still in ruins.

    By 1999 Apkarian had assembled the members of the Kohar Choir. "The
    whole existence of Kohar and its activities were called to life due to
    the Khatchadourian family," says Apkarian, the artistic director and
    conductor of Kohar Symphony Orchestra and Choir. "Every aspect of the
    orchestra and the choir, be it administration or artistic supervision,
    is linked to its patrons, who are truly devoted to the growth and
    progress of this cultural phenomenon they have given life to."

    In 1999 Apkarian visited Kohar Conservatory in Gyumri. He was in
    Armenia at the request of Harout Khatchadourian, who had asked him to
    conduct concerts in Yerevan.

    Abkarian recalls that when he first came to Gyumri, the construction
    of the Kohar conservatory building had been completed, and the
    conservatory had just started its activities. "I was very much
    impressed by what had been achieved by the Khatchadourian family in
    Gyumri on social and cultural levels," says Apkarian. "It was the
    first and biggest mission to cherish and sustain artists in Gyumri."

    * The fruit of days gone by

    The bond between Apkarian and the Khatchadourian family is an indirect
    one, yet dates back decades. In Cyprus, Apkarian was the founder and
    host of the Armenian program on CyBC, the national radio station,
    which was also broadcast in Beirut, Lebanon. "At that time the father
    of the Khatchadourian brothers, Aram Khatchadourian, was a fan of my
    radio program, and there was a correspondence between us. For years
    during my radio hour he gathered his sons around him and they followed
    my program," Abkarian said.

    Harout, Shahe, and Nar were brought up on authentic Armenian songs,
    music, poetry, and culture. "Kohar is the fruit of those days,"
    Apkarian said.

    A meeting in Cyprus in 1999 with Harout Khatchadourian was a turning
    point in Apkarian's life. "Harout Khatchadourian invited me to conduct
    the National Philharmonic Orchestra of Armenia," he said.

    The proposal was very unexpected and unbelievable. Within a week,
    Abkarian left for Armenia. After three rehearsals the orchestra was
    ready to perform. At the same time Abkarian gathered around him a
    250-member choir. "The repertoire consisted of Armenian songs mostly
    favored in the diaspora, however almost unfamiliar to audiences in
    Armenia," Apkarian said.

    Later that year Apkarian received an invitation from the Kohar
    conservatory in Gyumri to form and conduct a choir. "I was very eager
    to accept the invitation," Apkarian said.

    In fall 1999 the Kohar Choir was established. A group of a hundred
    singers, all from Gyumri, were selected for the choir. The choir
    underwent phases of selection and now, almost a decade later, the
    orchestra and the choir consist of singers and musicians with a sound
    education in music.

    Soon Kohar established itself as a thriving young choir capturing
    the very spirit of Armenian songs. They now decided to start a
    symphony orchestra to further blend the sounds and the tunes of
    Armenian music.

    In 2001 the newly formed symphony orchestra with musicians from
    Gyumri joined Kohar. Later, the choir was enriched with a dance
    troupe, accompanying the performances with folk dances to popular
    Armenian songs, as well as a troupe of Armenian folk music
    instruments.

    In June 2002 Kohar tested its performance abilities with audiences
    in the Armenian diaspora. The symphony orchestra and the choir had
    their first-ever international tour to Cyprus and Lebanon. The result
    was the revelation of Kohar as a new talent, and it captivated the
    diasporan audience.

    "Thousands of our Armenian and non-Armenian audience members were
    thirsty for what Kohar had to perform from the anthology of Armenian
    songs and music," Apkarian said.

    Kohar went to Turkey to commemorate the 90th anniversary of the
    Armenian Genocide.

    In October 2005 the symphony orchestra and the choir had four
    full-house concerts at the Lutfi Kurdar concert hall in Istanbul.
    These concerts were also dedicated to the 1600th anniversary of the
    invention of the Armenian alphabet.

    "After the last concert was over the audience was demanding one more
    song, Araradn harach (To Ararat we march). How could we perform it?
    The mayor of Istanbul was sitting in the front row, next to the
    Patriarch! The audience was ecstatic and continued to yell 'Hey! Hey!'
    We had also taken with us three flags of the kingdom of Cilicia; the
    flags of Roupen I and King Hetoum, and that of the Cilician marine
    forces. We could do nothing but sing Araradn harach, and a joker
    brought the three flags of the Cilician Armenian kingdom to the stage.
    We were later told that when the mayor had asked the Patriarch what
    flags they were, the latter had replied that they were the flags of
    the choir, the orchestra, and the dance troupe!" Apkarian recounted.

    In May 2005 the Kohar Symphony Orchestra and Choir DVD was honored
    with the Anoush Achievement Award at the seventh annual Armenian Music
    Awards in California.

    In 2006 Kohar performed at the Kremlin in Moscow.

    * A vision turned reality

    Kohar Symphony Orchestra and Choir embody the vision of its patron,
    Harout Khatchadourian.

    "Kohar selects its repertoire from the treasury of Armenian music,
    and constantly fuses Armenian favorites with a blend of modern zest
    and pulse," Apkarian said.

    Indeed the songs performed by Kohar are well-known favorites in
    Armenia and the diaspora. These songs have been performed for decades
    in schools, homes, weddings, and national ceremonies. "The desire of
    the audience is to hear these songs over and over again. They
    communicate the genuine rhythms and melodies of Armenian music,"
    Abkarian said.

    "Our program is composed of what the Armenian individual sings, and
    those songs which have endured time. These are songs that the audience
    will sing with us, because they come from their heart, from its past
    and present," says Grigor Guzikian, the administrator of Kohar. "And
    we do our best so that these songs will be performed with the highest
    artistic precision."

    Kohar Symphony Orchestra and Choir will tour the United States and
    Canada from October 16 to November 22, performing in Los Angeles, San
    Francisco, Detroit, Chicago, Boston, Toronto, and Montreal. They will
    conclude the tour at New York's Carnegie Hall.

    Apkarian was secretive about the program selected for the tour.
    Kohar will probably share its all-time Armenian favorites, with a few
    surprises mixed in.

    ********************************************* ******************************

    3. Illusion: Magic redefined

    * John Gabriel takes on magic one elephant at a time

    by Adrineh Gregorian

    Imagine floating in the air and slicing a person into nine pieces.
    These tricks aren't for comic book heroes. They are for illusionists.
    Most kids dream about performing these magic tricks. John Gabriel was
    one of those lucky kids whose dream turned into a career.

    Gabriel has been creating magic from a very young age. When he was
    seven, his parents got him his first magic trick set; little did they
    know their son would go on to make a two-ton elephant disappear in
    front of a live audience.

    Born in Los Angeles, Gabriel went to Mesrobian Armenian School and
    performed magic for his fellow students. By the 9th grade, this 15
    year old was building illusions in his parent's garage and teaching
    himself the tricks of the trade.

    The positive reaction he received from his audiences, both at home
    and at school, secured his future aspirations as a professional
    magician. He was always fascinated by the arts, and the possibility of
    earning money through performing was an unexpected delight.

    * Never had to work

    "My father told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work
    a day in your life.'" Gabriel took his father's advice to heart.

    Gabriel's career burgeoned through natural progression. First he
    began with small private performances and then started getting booked
    at larger venues.

    Gabriel had a lot of success early on in his career. His first
    sold-out public performance was in 1994. He performed for the Special
    Olympics of Southern California in 1998. Again in 1998, he appeared on
    NBC's World's Greatest Magic Special and various television
    commercials.

    At the age of 23, Gabriel established his own corporation called
    John Gabriel Magic, Inc., and in that same year successfully performed
    200 shows within three months in Branson, Missouri. This entailed two
    2-hour shows a day with no time off. But it was a thrill for Gabriel,
    "An average show is close to 90 minutes, and this was a two hour show
    every day. I lost a lot of weight," he said jokingly. "It was a lot of
    hard work and a great learning experience. It was like a real college
    for me."

    In 2002, Gabriel had his own television special that aired on the
    Charter Network. He has since continued performing across the States,
    even making his way to the coveted Las Vegas strip.

    * Working hard

    His fascination with the art of illusion has made him a spectacle to
    watch on network television, including opening an NBC special. Right
    out of high school he filmed live at Caesars Palace, Las Vegas. His
    romantic double levitation that was featured was hailed by NBC as "one
    of the greatest illusion's of the year." In fact, NBC was so impressed
    by his work, they called him the "magician of our future."

    Gabriel has also toured in Southern California, including the Alex
    Theater in Glendale, Palm Springs, and the Downey Civic Auditorium,
    among others. He has performed charity shows at YMCAs, the Ararat Home
    in the San Fernando Valley, and of course, he went back to where it
    all started, Mesrobian School, to help raise funds for the school.

    Gabriel is living his dream by taking his show on the road. "That's
    a big thrill for me," says Gabriel. "Doing the show live and getting a
    reaction from the audience."

    * Trademark illusions

    "Everything I do in the show is for a reason, because I like all of my
    tricks," says Gabriel, whose show mainly consists of large-scale
    illusions.

    Both a master of optical illusions and card tricks, Gabriel is known
    for his original illusions as well as reinventing some classic tricks.

    Double levitation is one of them. You may have seen a magician float
    a girl before -- but never like this. John himself flies up to embrace
    the girl in midair.

    Osmosis is another. Gabriel pushes boundaries and brings a movie
    special effect live on stage.

    Then Jaws the Rabbit chews newspaper into the shape of a card to
    prove he mentally knew which card the volunteer really chose.

    Gabriel selects a random audience member to be cut in half.

    He squeezes his own body down to become only 8 inches. A box is
    opened to reveal his 8-inch body.

    He merges together a black dog and a white dog, creating a Dalmatian.

    And Gabriel combines two of Harry Houdini's most famous escapes, to
    make a 2,000-pounds water escape.

    Gabriel is involved in every aspect of building the illusions.
    "Magic came to me naturally," he says. "My experience in it has been
    really knowing what I want and how I want to do it. I took that energy
    into getting what I want, that turns into mental and physical work."

    "I love magic because it's visual, you don't have to speak any
    certain language, you can come from anywhere, you can be any age, you
    can be nine years old, you can be ninety, you can still sit there and
    equally enjoy it."

    Gabriel began using his magic to raise money for charities from the
    onset. "My grandfather always taught me to use your own opportunities
    in life to help others as much as you can," says Gabriel. To date he
    has raised over $100,000 for various nonprofit organizations.

    Gabriel is tight lipped about revealing the truth behind his illusions.

    Gabriel is coming back to the Armenian community with 6 performances
    at the AGBU Center in Pasadena on October 12, 13, 14, 19, 20, and 21.

    connect:
    www.johngabrielmagic.com

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    4. Stars shine at Toronto's annual Pomegranate film festival

    * Aram wins best feature film award

    by Simone Abrahamsohn

    TORONTO -- The 2007 Pomegranate Film Festival transported audiences
    through sun-soaked California vineyards, gritty streets of Paris, the
    Russian countryside, and many more locales at the 2nd annual event
    held at the Hamazkayin Theatre, September 28-30, in Toronto.

    Screening 25 films from 7 different countries, the festival --
    coordinated by the Hamazkayin Film Committee -- featured films by and
    about Armenians, and was attended by high-profile actors, directors,
    and producers from around the world. With 2,200 tickets purchased and
    $46,000 raised in sponsorship and gifts-in-kind, this year's fest
    surpassed the inaugural 2006 event (which had 13 films, 1,500 tickets
    purchased, and $16,000 raised).

    "We were really lucky with the lineup this year," says Maral
    Hasserjian, Executive Committee member of the festival. "There was a
    strong anticipation for the films, and the attendance numbers exceeded
    last year's event early on in the weekend."

    Ms. Hasserjian acknowledged that in planning for the 3rd annual
    event, it may be necessary to accommodate the films with a longer
    festival, perhaps running for four or five days.

    The 3-day festival opened with the heartfelt film Illusion written,
    acted, and directed by actor-director Micheal Goorjian and produced by
    Anahid Nazarian (see profile on page C14). Starring the legendary Kirk
    Douglas, the film examines regret and second chances for making the
    right choices in life. Goorjian appeared also in Pomegranate -- a
    road-trip film focusing on family dynamics and featuring Talia Shire,
    of The Godfather -- and directed the short film The War Prayer based
    on a monologue by Mark Twain.

    "My ancestry is Armenian, but I was raised American," he said.
    "Being Armenian seemed like a mystery growing up, and I wanted to know
    more. By working on independent projects with an Armenian theme, you
    get to explore the artistic side married with your heritage and it's
    great."

    Following Illusion was the spirited documentary Screamers, featuring
    the dedication of System Of A Down band members in seeking recognition
    of the Armenian Genocide. Lead singer, Serj Tankian (see page C3) --
    who leads the band in campaigning for justice -- is shown interviewing
    his grandfather, a Genocide survivor, and also questioning (in his
    charismatic, unassuming style) U.S. House Speaker Dennis Hastert in
    the Capitol, politely requesting that he read a letter he'd sent him.
    Tankian says he hopes for his grandfather to receive some
    acknowledgment of the Genocide in his lifetime and concludes the film
    by saying, "We should all be screamers."

    On Saturday morning festival attendees were treated to complimentary
    organic coffee and an assortment of sweets before embarking on a full
    day of viewing international screenings.

    Environmental awareness was predominantly featured this year, as
    'Pom goes Green' was the theme of the 2007 fest, with the Armenian
    Tree Project featured as a key part of the agenda.

    "Basically, the future of Armenia is directly tied to the health of
    the environment," said Paul Yeghiayan, development officer of the
    project. "It comes down to poverty reduction and environmental
    restoration."

    The organization, which has 40 full-time employees in Armenia, and
    five in Boston, works to reverse deforestation by implementing
    programs to restore degraded and lost forest areas.

    Other green highlights for the fest included:

    * A hybrid vehicle to transport guests to and from the airport

    * Organic and fair-trade coffee offered

    * Merchandise with an eco-theme in a reusable gift bag

    * All emissions created by flying guests to the festival to be
    offset by a donation to the Armenia Tree Project

    A celebratory atmosphere filled the festival venue on Saturday
    evening, as an elegant cocktail reception preceded the gala
    presentation of The Priestess , an epic story of suspense and drama
    that examines the roots of Christianity. Director Vigen Chaldranian --
    one of Armenia's best-known celebrities -- participated in a Q&A after
    the film.

    Following the film, guests enjoyed an elegant cocktail party with a
    live band, a delicious, upscale menu: mini burgers, shrimp cocktail, a
    chocolate fountain, an assortment of cakes and fruits, and a signature
    festival cocktail: Pomegranate martinis. As guests nibbled and
    mingled, a model -- dressed in an ancient costume struck various poses
    on a pedestal to the amused crowd's enjoyment.

    Upon leaving, guests were treated to green gift bags filled with an
    assortment of toiletries, a DVD of Journey to Armenia by French
    director Robert Guediguian and organic coffee and tea.

    Sunday's lineup included The Long Journey from the NFL to Armenia, a
    documentary featuring the personal journey taken by Tennessee Titan
    Rien "Vartan" Long, directed by Peter Musurlian, and The Lark Farm, a
    startling film directed by Paolo and Vittorio Taviani and starring
    prominent Canadian-Armenian actress Arsinée Khanjian. The film, based
    on a true story by Italian-Armenian author Antonia Arslan, defied
    Turkish lobby groups throughout Europe and has been described as the
    most anticipated film made to date about the Armenian Genocide.

    The film features non-Armenian actors such as the Spanish actress
    Paz Vega as a young, beautiful Armenian woman who is pursued by a
    Young Turk soldier.

    "Actors of different backgrounds had references to draw from, even
    if their point of reference was different," said Khanjian, describing
    the involvement of the non-Armenian cast members. "Making the movie
    was the most unique experience of my career and a cathartic
    experience," she said.

    The festival concluded with a presentation of National Film Board
    jury awards, announced by Goran Boyajian, a jury member and
    up-and-coming Canadian-Armenian actor, who starred in Atom Egoyan's
    award-winning film Ararat. The five categories were

    Audience Choice Award: Illusion

    Best Feature Documentary: Stone Time Touch (a reflective documentary
    starring Khanjian, directed by Garine Torossian)

    Best Short Documentary: I Hate Dogs (an engaging film chronicling
    the experiences of one of France's oldest Genocide survivors, Garbis
    Hagopian)

    Best Short Drama: The Last Bang (a story of the tenuous relationship
    between a young man and his grandfather, two-time Gemini award winner
    Bernard Behrens, who presents him with an unusual request)

    And the Best Feature Film award goes to Aram, an action drama by
    French director Robert Kechichian starring Simon Abkarian, exploring
    family dynamics and forgiveness.

    Kechichian, who wanted his first feature film to depict his Armenian
    heritage, spoke out against violence and war in the Q & A following
    his film's screening.

    "I hate violence very much and, regardless of its cause, it always
    results in tragedy," he said. "The subject matter in the film is,
    unfortunately, a result of the Armenian Genocide and this violence has
    continued on even today in Cambodia and Darfur." Kechichian went on to
    say that although he doesn't harbor ill feelings today toward the
    Turkish government, it is still unforgivable when the Genocide is not
    recognized.

    Festival organizer Sevag Yeghoyan says the committee will be meeting
    later this month to get the wheels in motion for next year's 3rd
    annual event. Potential highlights include films profiling heroic
    figures from ancient Armenia and depicting the Karabakh conflict.

    connect:
    www.pomegranatefilmfestival.co m

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    5. From Francis Ford Coppola's right-hand woman to filmmaker

    * Anahid Nazarian's film featured at the Pomegranate Film Festival in Toronto

    by Mary Nersessian Sagharian

    TORONTO -- Her foray into the film industry was by happenstance. More
    than 25 years ago, Armenian-American Anahid Nazarian was hired by
    Francis Ford Coppola to catalog his books when she realized a career
    playing in rock bands and orchestras was not enough to pay the bills.

    Today, it would not be a stretch to say Nazarian, who has been
    working in the industry for Coppola since 1980, is the esteemed
    filmmaker's right-hand woman.

    Nazarian grew up in Los Angeles. She received her bachelor's degree
    in music performance from UCLA, playing the violin, flute, alto
    saxophone, and bass guitar in a variety of musical groups. While she
    found employment in hard rock bands and symphony orchestras, she
    needed financial security.

    The turning point came when she realized she would need a day job,
    "because the life of a musician is so unstable," Nazarian said.

    She returned to her alma mater to earn a master's in library
    science. In her second year, she worked as an intern for Lillian
    Michelson, who ran a research library for art directors and costume
    designers.

    Michelson worked out of a space that Coppola provided for her on his
    new Zoetrope Studios lot in Hollywood.

    It was in 1980, during the making of One From the Heart, that
    Coppola told Michelson he needed someone to catalog his books.
    Michelson suggested that Nazarian would fit the bill. She took the
    post, helping him create a tape library for the editing of the film,
    and the rest is filmmaking history.

    Nazarian would go on location with him for the 1981 film The
    Outsiders and Rumble Fish (1982) and has since worked on every one of
    Coppola's films.

    Nazarian says she climbed the ladder from the bottommost rung. She
    started her career as a low-paid employee at American Zoetrope and
    managed to hang on with the company even through unstable years of
    financial difficulties. She carved a niche for herself by taking on
    different roles and acquiring new skills, because "I had to do
    everything," Nazarian said.

    Eventually, Nazarian gained Coppola's trust and began to assist him
    on all his writing as script editor and supervisor.

    Nazarian also conducted art and costume research for many other
    films, including Artificial Intelligence, Big Fish, Road to Perdition,
    The Italian Job, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Aviator, and Good Night
    and Good Luck.

    Now, Nazarian is the director of Coppola's research library, housed
    in a former barn on his winery estate, just a few hundred yards from
    his home. She still edits Coppola's screenplays and other writing; and
    in her capacity in that role, she has worked with renowned novelists
    such as John LeCarre, Mario Puzo, and William Kennedy.

    Armed with her decades of experience and who's who of contacts,
    Nazarian decided it was time to take a reprieve from her busy schedule
    to focus on her own projects. And in 2001-2, she took extended
    vacation time to produce two independent films.

    * "I called in all my favors"

    "I had worked on other people's films for so many years. So I thought,
    'You have all this knowledge, all this experience, even more
    importantly, all these contacts. Why not try to make your own films?'"
    Nazarian said.

    "I called in all of my favors," she added.

    The first, Pomegranate, is a film about two cousins who embark on a
    road trip in California, during which they must tend to several family
    obligations. They uncover, along the way, several long-held secrets.
    The film, which was released in 2005, was directed by Kraig Kuzirian
    and stars Michael Goorjian, Krikor Satamian, and Talia Shire.

    The topic spoke to her because "Armenians are like the kings of
    denial," she said. The Armenian culture is "very much about shame and
    how you appear to others."

    While she concedes these are generalizations, Nazarian also says she
    found them to be "pretty true."

    Her second project was Illusion, which was directed by Michael
    Goorjian and starred Kirk Douglas.

    "I felt like Pomegranate was my education and Illusion was putting
    my education to use," Nazarian said.

    She made some rookie mistakes on Pomegranate, she admitted.

    "I would say it was hiring people without really checking into what
    the personalities were. I realized you have to hire your crew like
    you're casting your film. On set, we ran into problems with crew who
    were difficult."

    Especially with a small crew of eleven, the producer's role can be
    even more daunting.

    "From getting them lunch to hiring, to firing, to getting a light at
    a special discount, you have to be a jack-of-all-trades," Nazarian
    said.

    Even so, there were few challenges she was unable to overcome with
    the right recipe -- one part experience, one part ingenuity.

    Securing permission to film at MGM Grand in Las Vegas came down to a
    delicious home-cooked meal.

    At the Canadian premiere of Pomegranate two weeks ago, Nazarian
    recounted to the audience that she once cooked Armenian food for a
    bigwig at MGM.

    "He asked if there was anything he can do," she told the rapt
    audience at the appropriately named Pomegranate Film Festival.

    "I said, 'Actually, there is.'"

    Despite what she calls her "rookie mistakes," Coppola was impressed
    enough by Nazarian's work on her own projects to promote her to
    executive producer for one of his latest projects, Youth without
    Youth, which will be released in December. This film, which stars Tim
    Roth, is about an aging professor of linguistics who survives an
    earth-shattering event to find his youth miraculously restored.

    * On the set with Coppola

    With her promotion came a different nuance in her relationship with her boss.

    It was, Nazarian said, "sometimes difficult, but it had to change
    from what it had been, owing to the nature of the job. We think
    differently. Certain logical aspects of my mind sometimes drive him
    nuts. But I'm always honest about what I think."

    Her honesty paid off, it seems, as Nazarian is also serving as
    executive producer of Coppola's next film, Tetro, which is being made
    in Argentina. It's a working relationship that has paid off on both
    ends.

    Coppola has taught her that "nothing is impossible."

    "Every day is an adventure," she said. "He has the imagination of a child."

    The master filmmaker has also taught Nazarian that "There's always a
    way to make something happen, and you should be very flexible in your
    thinking."

    While Coppola will often rewrite scenes on the spur of the moment,
    "my brain doesn't quite think that way," Nazarian said.

    Still, she has learned through his example that she must force
    herself to think outside the box.

    Coppola has also taught Nazarian that with the best collaborators on
    board, it is the producer's job to give them the room to create.

    While it has been years since she has pursued a career in music, her
    training has served her well in her function as a producer.

    "When you are a musician playing in a group, string quartet, or
    orchestra, the whole quality of the piece depends on the relationship
    of musicians listening to each other. It's the same thing on a film,"
    Nazarian said.

    "You've got to listen to each other and be sensitive to
    performances, no matter what you are doing," she added.

    As an Armenian-American, her background is also a source of
    inspiration for her work.

    "It's hard not to come back to who you are," she said. "Of course I
    grew up in an Armenian family, very close to my grandparents," who
    came to the United States as immigrants after the Genocide.

    "It was all around me my whole life. I am glad I got that
    opportunity to do something with that richness that I feel I was
    blessed with," she said.

    Indeed, her Armenian identity is a thread that is woven through her work.

    In fact in the film Youth without Youth, the main character recites
    a poem in Armenian, My Death, by Bedros Tourian.

    It was an addition to the script, "which I obviously suggested,"
    Nazarian said.

    Days before she was to arrive in Toronto for the screenings of
    Illusion and Pomegranate at the city's Armenian film festival,
    Nazarian said being recognized by her fellow Armenians was akin to
    being honored by relatives.

    "They are always going to applaud you no matter what you do," she
    said modestly.

    When asked about the highlight of her career, one that has seen her
    working with the top filmmakers and actors of her time, Nazarian took
    a moment to mull it over.

    "I don't think it's happened yet," she said after a pause. "I think
    it's still to come. There have been many highlights but I'd like to do
    another film."

    And in 20 years, where will she be?

    "I hope I'm alive, number one. I don't know. Enjoying life, sitting
    on a terrace in Italy with a glass of wine and a cellar full of the
    movies I've worked on in my house."

    connect:
    www.zoetrope.com

    * * *

    Mary Nersessian Sagharian is a Toronto-based journalist who works for
    Canada's CTV news network. Her work has appeared in The Globe and
    Mail, the Toronto Star, and the Qull & Quire and Horizon Magazine.

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    6. Literature: There once was an Armenian in Africa. . . .

    * A chat with African Symphony author Raymond Kupelian

    by Atina Hartunian

    It was a warm Friday afternoon when I met Raymond Kupelian at his
    local haunt, Marie Calendar's. The back bar was dim, covered in dark
    wood and green vinyl. "It reminds me of an old English pub," said
    Kupelian. That's why he likes coming here.

    Once we settled in, there was no need to look at the list of
    questions I had prepared for the interview. We began talking with such
    ease, covering a wide range of topics, from his childhood in Lebanon
    to Hollywood's portrayal of Africa in recent movies. I was spellbound
    as he spoke of the series of events that led him to an extensive
    literary career.

    He traces the beginning of his literary life back to his parents.
    "Mom was a storyteller. She read Turkish-coffee cups for fun and could
    write a whole book just reading one cup. While dad would easily forget
    to bring home bread, but he never," Kupelian said, wagging his finger,
    "never failed to purchase the Armenian daily paper, AZTAG."

    Kupelian didn't learn to read in Armenian until he was ten. While
    going to school in Lebanon, he was able to read in French and Arabic
    before learning one word of his native tongue. The only Armenian he
    knew was from Sunday-school songs. "I longed for it," Kupleian said
    soulfully. It was only after being admitted into Saint Gregory
    Armenian Catholic School that he began to learn Armenian. "The
    Armenian language became my first love!" he exclaimed. "Soon my twin
    brother and I were fighting over who was going to read AZTAG first."

    Though it was the love for the Armenian language that pulled him
    into writing, what resonates most from his stories are the genuine
    acts of compassion seen from his characters. These traits are embedded
    in his characters because he himself is compassionate and has also
    been on the receiving end of kind gestures.

    There was a moment, while talking about his childhood when his voice
    became wrought with emotion. A memory that touched him deeply then and
    still does today. It was about Sami Garo, a barbershop owner who also
    rented Armenian books from his shop in Hadjn Tagh.

    Young Kupelian would spend his Easter pocket money all renting Sami
    Garo's titles. Once, after reading a 400-page romantic novel in four
    days, young Kupelian went back to the shop with a heavy heart. When he
    arrived at the barber shop, Sami Garo saw Kupelian in his mirror and
    stopped shaving the hairy Armenian customer.

    "He asked if I didn't like the story he chose for me. I said, voch,
    Baron Garo, I found it so exciting I read it before the due date! He
    came closer, and gave me an affectionate slap and handed me another
    book. 'No charge,' he said."

    To Kupelian the kindness of Sami Garo, the barber, left such a deep
    impression upon him that even remembering the story left him with
    tears brimming from his eyes. "He was a god," Kupelian said, as he
    rubbed his eyes, "Mashdotz in person."

    However, Kupelian claimed the first catalyst toward his literary
    career came about when he was 17. "I hurt my back. It was a
    work-related accident, a serious one. I would go to work, and as soon
    as I came home, I would lie down a read for hours. I had no social
    life. Reading became my savior."

    The second catalyst was his move to Africa.

    * So, why Africa?

    "Everyone always asks me that question," Kupelian laughed lightly as
    he leaned back against the vinyl booth.

    He discovered Africa through geography class and his stamp
    collection, but what sparked the intrigue with the continent was
    Tarzan. Apparently, it was the adventures of Tarzan and his movies
    that motivated Kupelian's group of friends to sell all their
    possessions and move away to Africa.

    As he relayed the story, his "bold" group of friends didn't even
    make it through one night on the streets and came back home, earning
    the nickname Africatsi. It was only Kupelian who actually made the
    trip into the bush ten years after his friends' first attempt.

    "It was a ticket out of poverty and out of the Armenian ghetto,"
    Kupelian said about his decision to move to Liberia.

    On the eve of his departure, close friends and family gathered at
    his house for a farewell dinner. "Our great friend Kacharentz, the
    writer and a fine poet, made a toast. 'Parov yertas,' he said. 'Go
    with peace and introduce the African landscape to Armenian literature.
    I know you can!'"

    The toast, in Kupelian's eyes, was essentially his destiny handed to him.

    * Diasporan writer

    In fact, among diasporan authors, Kupelian is the first to not only
    introduce Africa into Armenian literature, but also introduce the
    genre of adventure into the culture's literary landscape.

    "It took me some time to creatively feel the African landscape under
    my feet," Kupelian said, compared to other writers -- great writers --
    who have written about Africa, like Hemingway or Conrad, who've spent
    only a year in the jungle and written masterpieces. "The African, in
    the fullest sense of his humanity, is absent from their work. They
    used them as décor and figurines."

    Of his first night in Africa, Kupelian recalls that people made a
    bonfire and danced to the sound of the tom-tom late into the night.

    "They lived in a compound called a yard. If one of them got sick,
    his neighbor would feed him and take care of him. They shared the
    little they had."

    Kupelian quickly realized that what the outsider sees of Africa is
    only a façade created by the thickness of the jungle. To reach the
    true African nature, one must go into the bush. "I wanted to reach out
    and touch that truth behind the façade."

    In living with local people and on the continent's soil, Kupelian
    was able to deeply feel their humanity first before he went in search
    for the right Armenian words to convey it.

    But his struggles didn't begin there. "My first year in Liberia was
    disastrous," he recalls. Being the first Armenian in his profession as
    an expert in car repair, Kupelian complained about his Lebanese boss
    who was always broke and delayed pay to his employees.

    While on the subject of his early trials, Kupelian went on to relay
    another story. With his pocket money gone and nothing to buy his
    meager diet of bananas and peanuts with, Kupelian decided to starve. A
    young native school girl, from whom he bought his food sensed that he
    was hungry and gave him a bunch of bananas and some roasted peanuts.

    "She succeeded in keeping me alive!" he said, "What a beautiful
    soul. I felt their suffering as an extension of my own, as the one I
    endured as a little refugee child."

    * Universal themes

    "Africans feel close to the plight of those who have endured similar
    experiences," he said, speculating that is the reason why he never
    felt like an outsider during the twenty years he was there. Both
    cultures have lived under colonial rule for long periods of time and
    have been branded with inhuman sufferings

    Yet, these kernels of human-to-human connection resonate in his
    first translated anthology of short stories, titled AFRICAN SYMPHONY.

    When Kupelian was ready to write about his African experience, he
    focused the energy of his writing into the social issues troubling the
    people who lived in newly liberated Third-World countries, rather than
    spending large amounts of time and words into describing and detailing
    the lush surroundings.

    Focusing on social issues, there is no jungle dividing the natives
    from the educated class. They are all on the same level. What you have
    then, and what Kupelian achieves, is exposing the humanity in each
    individual.

    "One of the most difficult stories I wrote was A BLACK GIRL'S WHITE LOVE."

    The story, in short, is about a young Black woman's vow to give her
    father a dark-colored grandchild, even if it meant entering a loveless
    marriage with a man, as long as he was the same skin color as she. She
    is determined to bear this grandchild to end her father's secret grief
    over having light-colored grandchildren. But as fate would have it,
    the young woman is unable to conceive a child. Her father, who has
    suffered multiple strokes, is hanging onto dear life only to hear that
    his youngest daughter is with child. The daughter in return, lies to
    her father about a false pregnancy, so that he may finally rest in
    peace.

    The lie is spoken out of the young woman's love for her father.

    How many times have we lied to our own parents to keep the shadows
    of disappointment away from their eyes? It's these types of issues
    that also erase any color line. These are not specifically Black
    issues, nor are they Armenian issues. They are problems that riddle
    all of humanity.

    What is also very interesting about this collection of short stories
    is the raw sexual content that is laced with a sensual sensibility.
    This being an Armenian text, it came as a surprise.

    "There are some puritans who didn't like my candidness in describing
    or portraying the sexually permissive African lifestyle," said
    Kupelian. "I came to realize that in our timidity in not using a
    bolder 'manly' language we are pushing young readers into other
    pastures. Armenians are a passionate people. You will not find that in
    our literature."

    The sexuality described in Kupelian's prose, in the English
    translation, is neither abrasive nor vulgar. However, it sometimes
    lacks heaving emotion that passionate words sometimes create. One
    wonders if it's been lost within the cracks of the translation.

    The project of translating AFRICAN SYMPHONY took 20 years and was
    spearheaded by Dr. Winston Sarafian, who at the time was coordinating
    everything through La Verne University.

    However the project stalled after Dr. Sarafian passed away.

    The final translation was done by Ishkhan Jinbashian and the title
    is now available.

    Currently, Kupelian is working on several projects simultaneously.
    The first is the English translations of his novels DECADENCE and THE
    PASSPORT. He is also working on a satirical book, a children's book,
    and an anthology of essays titled IN QUEST OF THE TRUTH.

    Kupelian is seriously considering publishing and releasing these new
    works online.
    connect:
    www.raymondkupelian.com

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    7. Levity: If you make it to church on Sunday, what should you wear?

    * And where should you do your standing?

    Dear Dandeegeen,

    I have not been to church in a long time. This past Sunday I went and
    I was amazed to see how people are dressed at church. So revealing!
    What are the dress codes these days?

    Sincerely,
    No More Class

    Dear No More Class:

    Oh, so you finally made it to church? Was it Easter or something? Or
    did you just go for the free Hokehankist meal in the memory of your
    great aunt, whom you never visited when she was alive? Well, I am glad
    that you finally made it out of Soorp Angogheen on Sunday morning and
    got yourself to church.

    You're right! Nobody remembers to cover their heads with scarves
    when they come to church, and they wear clothes that look like they
    are going to a nightclub with that Paris Hilton. The word amot went
    out of style just as fast as the full-length skirt did.

    Remember the Dandeegeen's four Ds of church etiquette: don't show
    your shoulders; don't cross your legs; don't chew gum; and don't dress
    like a prostitute.

    And while we're at it, there are also proper "rules" that men need
    to follow. When did it become okay for more than half the men at
    church to stand outside and smoke cigarettes? I don't think Saint
    Gregory the Illuminator spent 15 years in a dungeon so his descendants
    could huff and puff on Marlboros and discuss the World Cup. Um, it is
    like the church has turned into an agoump. The only thing that is
    missing is a belot table. I know, a lot of people say they don't
    understand the Badarak.

    Well, maybe its time they started to learn. Instead of watching
    Oprah everyday for an hour, learn krapar. Actually, I am currently
    working on a book called Badarak for Dummies. It explains all the
    sacred and ancient rituals in easy-to-understand language so when you
    go to church you really know what's going on instead of sitting (or
    more like standing) there for hours pretending to mouth the words like
    a ventriloquist.

    So my dear No More Class, I'll see you at church next Sunday. Make
    sure you also bring a dollar for a candle and stop hoarding them for
    free like my gtsee friend Sonia does. She thinks the more candles she
    lights, the more her prayers will be heard. You don't need to put on a
    pyrotechnic show for the Lord to hear your prayers and it's so rude to
    hog up the candle box. Plus, Sonia should be putting more money in
    that plate because, obviously, some of Sonia's prayers were answered.
    Her husband Setrak just bought her a new Lexus and she lost 30 pounds
    on Weight Watchers. Miracles do happen.

    Sirov,
    Dandeegeen

    * * *

    Dear Dandeegeen,

    I am part Musa-Daghtzi and part Hadjinzti. That means I go to a lot of
    madagh picnics where I have to eat a lot of harissa. The problem is
    that I'm vegetarian. My family gets mad because they think I am
    disrespecting the memory of my ancestors by not eating harissa. What
    shall I do?

    Dear No Meese, No Peace:

    I can't believe you asked this question. I am currently in the process
    of putting a patent on a new food at Whole Foods and Trader Joe's
    called Tofurissa. It's a tofu and barley version of harissa, and it
    also comes with an easy-to-open packet of cumin and a little cross so
    you can bless it yourself. Why stand in long lines at a picnic where
    nenes and dedes are having a mosh-pit just to get to the harissa? Just
    go to Whole Foods and buy Dandeegeen's Organic Tofurissa.

    Sirov,
    Dandeegeen

    * * *

    Dandeegeen 101
    Dandeegeen: Housewife
    Hokehankist: Requiem
    Soorp: Holy
    Angogheen: Bed
    Amot: Shame
    Agoump: Club
    Badarak: Service
    Krapar: Classical Armenian
    Gtsee Stingy
    Madagh Sacrifice offering
    Nene Grandma
    Dede Grandpa

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    8. My words: The pickle meets the cucumbers

    by Patrick Azadian

    I felt guilty for a few days. None of the spiritual feelings
    associated with holy pilgrimages awakened in me when the plane touched
    down in Yerevan. I didn't feel like Mother Teresa during a visit to
    the Vatican. My senses did not resemble Malcolm X's awe of Muslim
    brotherhood during his trip to Mecca. And I was more at ease with my
    emotions than a Brooklyn-based Hassidic Jew would be on his first
    visit to Jerusalem.

    My uncle Ed, my sister Lilit, and my cousin Serine were awaiting me
    outside the airport.

    As I pushed through the crowd of young men blocking the exit
    offering cab rides, I felt tranquil. The thread of belonging felt thin
    but intact.

    To reach my uncle's house, we cut through the mini-Vegas outskirt of
    Yerevan. Gradually, a grin came over my face.

    The orphan had been set free.

    Years ago, the orphan had miraculously survived war and destruction.
    Once he had been stripped of his few last belongings, he'd been
    adopted by Slavic stepparents. In exchange for obedience and loyalty,
    he was given the gift of a stable and peaceful life.

    During this time, he'd experienced artistic growth, constriction,
    and a life of dependence. He was good kid, yet stubborn at times. An
    occasional harsh beating was not unusual during his childhood to keep
    him in check. An unexpected set of events had led to his hesitant
    escape from the controlling stepparents. Sadly, self-sufficiency had
    not been a necessary condition for survival; he was new to that
    particular art.

    Through my short trip via mini-Vegas, I reluctantly understood the
    orphan. He was now living a life of gaudiness, promiscuity, and fiscal
    irresponsibility. Maybe it was a matter of time until he found his
    balance and rediscovered his biological parents' humility.

    Later, I would discover the orphan was still grounded. He was green,
    perhaps like an overgrown Yerevan cucumber, with a thick skin to guard
    against the environmental hazards. It still had roots in Mother Earth.
    In contrast, I wasn't sure if my roots were intact. Maybe as I was the
    pickle who'd been detached from its roots and thrown in a pickle jar
    to preserve.

    My relatives all inquired about where I wanted to go the next day.
    Did I want to venture into Karabakh, or take the standard voyage to
    Garni and Geghard? Without discovering an inch of the historic
    capital, was I ready to venture to the Western border and begin
    counting all the diasporan 'what ifs': What if we had Van? What if we
    had Erzeroum? What if we had Ani? What if. . . .

    Of course, any time you have more, you can potentially do more. But,
    it wasn't until I was on independent Armenian soil that a not-so-novel
    thought crossed my mind: What you do with what you have should be an
    indication of what you really deserve.

    I left the 'what ifs' unpacked in the suitcase. I chose to remain in Yerevan.

    I've never been into bar hopping and I don't like seeing everything
    and experiencing nothing in my travels. I was to be here for 14 days,
    and I wanted to absorb the local life as much as I could.

    Armenia was right there in Yerevan. As much as I wanted to fool
    myself into believing otherwise and visualize the Armenia in the
    novels of Raffi, the living Armenia was not in the temple of Garni, or
    spending a day in Shushi.

    Armenia existed with all its faults and potential in the hodgepodge
    of Yerevan. It was where Europe met the Middle East, where myths
    tangled with modern realities. It existed in the face of
    schoolchildren laughing their way to school, confidently speaking
    their mother tongue. It existed in the affection of an aunt grabbing
    her nephew from his mother in the marshrutga (crowded working-class
    minibus) in order to cover him with infinite kisses and tight hugs. It
    survived in well-groomed young girls holding hands and spending a free
    afternoon eating ice cream on the outskirts of the Opera House. And it
    was reflected in the mischievousness of young boys exchanging jokes on
    an early fall afternoon. Armenia lived in the 'massives' (the old
    Soviet-built apartment complexes) where despite being eyesores from
    the outside, they provide tidy homes for thousands of families.

    Upon their request, I took my uncle's Italian guests to the Genocide
    monument; it was a first for me as well.

    After minutes of silence in front of the humble flame, I began to
    walk to the open space before our guests. Not wanting to burden the
    Milanistas with my internal anguish, I kept my back to them. It wasn't
    long before an intuitive Italian hand reached out to me from behind
    and handed me a virgin white tissue.

    I was not the pickle I thought I was. My roots were still in Mother
    Earth. And perhaps my skin was thinner than my brethren grown locally.

    For the first time in my life, I belonged.

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    9. Women in Black want peace

    by Karine Armen Kurkjian

    "I am the only Armenian woman here," I was thinking during a five-day
    conference in Valencia, Spain. More than 400 women participated in the
    peace conference organized by Women in Black in August 2007.

    Women in Black is a grassroots peace group that was started by
    Israeli women in Jerusalem in 1988. It was a reaction to the
    violations of human rights by Israeli soldiers in the Occupied
    Territories. The women decided to hold a vigil every Friday in central
    Jerusalem, wearing black clothing in mourning for all the victims of
    whatever side and holding signs with the slogan "Down with the
    Occupation."

    Later, many Jewish women who were critical of the policies of the
    government of Israel formed their local Women in Black groups. Such
    groups took up a variety of local social and political issues, and the
    idea spread fast. It has now become an international movement. Women
    in Black has many active members in Belgrade. In the 1990s they were
    confronted by violence from nationalists and persecuted by police.

    They were called "witches" among other negative names. The worldwide
    Women in Black keep in regular contact via e-mail and the Internet and
    hold international conferences every two years. The movement has been
    growing in the United States since the invasion of Iraq, which is an
    important issue for many members of the movement. Some chapters of the
    movement also encourage men to participate; though the movement still
    consists mostly of women. Standing together in complete silence is a
    main activity of the group.

    On the first night of the conference, all the participants got
    together in the Valencia Polytechnic University auditorium for a
    cultural program. The women stood up as they heard their country's
    names. When they said "Armenia" I waved and everyone cheered.

    It was an exciting moment for me that I was representing Armenia by
    my participation. There was one young woman from Turkey.

    Later she played santour, an Iranian instrument. I approached her
    and told her that I was Armenian from Iran. I asked her about Hrant
    Dink. We exchanged just few sentences but we felt connected through
    Hrant's peaceful spirit.

    During the following few days I met very interesting women. The
    Italian women were informed about the Armenian Genocide by the book
    and the movie "The Lark Farm" by the Taviani brothers. One of them
    talked to me in Italian and told me she went to Armenia in 2005. When
    I gave her one of my postcards with Ararat on it, she said "Khor
    Virap" and used words in Armenian "Matenadaran" and "Tirdad."

    A Spanish woman wanted to take a picture with me because I was the
    only Armenian she had ever met. She knew many facts about Armenia.

    On Sunday afternoon all the women wore black and went to the beach
    for a silent vigil. They held the quilts and banners they had made.
    Later the Turkish woman played her santour and I danced an Armenian
    dance. Then the other women joined me in a circle dance. It was so
    touching to see Palestinian and Jew, Croatian and Serbian, Turkish and
    Armenian all united and connected by our desire for world peace.

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