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    The Age (Melbourne, Australia)
    February 23, 2008 Saturday
    First Edition

    Only in California

    by Don Watson


    Hoping to make sense of a country of contradictions and extremes, Don
    Watson set out on a series of journeys across the United States. In
    this extract from his new book, he pays a visit to America Lite, the
    atypical enclave of Santa Monica.

    YOU DROP DOWN THROUGH THE HAZE ABOVE LOS ANGELES - the "marine
    layer", scientists call it - and see the cars beginning to fill the
    streets in the early morning sun. Two decades ago the city had smog
    alerts a hundred times a year. Thanks mainly to the catalytic
    converter they have become very rare, but an expert at UCLA says new
    concentrations of ultrafine particles are killing or debilitating
    thousands of people. In some places, a piece of the air not much
    bigger than a pea contains a million or more of these things. You
    land anyway. Half an hour in a taxi will have you in Santa Monica -
    or "the People's Republic of Santa Monica", as Republicans sometimes
    call it.

    The signs in the back of LA cabs say passengers are entitled to a
    "driver that speaks and understands English ... and is knowledgeable
    of major destinations". But you don't get in for entitlements. If you
    worried about your entitlements, you'd worry that competence in
    driving and mental stability are not mentioned. You get in because in
    LA often there's no other way to get where you want to go. You might
    also get in because you could learn something about places which,
    though startlingly absent from the collective consciousness of
    America, remain home and alive for tens of millions of Americans.

    "You know about Turkish massacre of Armenian people?" the driver
    asked.

    "Yes," I said.

    "You think is true?" he asked.

    "Yes," I said.

    "Only Turkish say not true," he said.

    "True," I said.

    "How many Armenian people die? One million, or one million and half?"

    "I thought it was about a million," I said.

    "Okay," he said, "about a million."

    He told me there were 400,000 Armenians living in Glendale, which is
    twice as many as there are citizens in that suburb. Lost, he phoned
    one of them and asked for directions, but he sent us the wrong way.

    IT IS EARLY MORNING AND, UNDER THE PALM TREES ON OCEAN AVENUE, PAST
    the fun park on the pier where the old Route 66 ended and began, the
    homeless rise with the sun and pick up their beds. They put their
    belongings in plastic bags and drag them down the streets or push
    them in supermarket trolleys. Wrapped in garbage bags, on breezy days
    you hear the susurrations in the plastic before you see them emerging
    >From the side streets: grinding along the pavements with heads bowed,
    rustling and whistling like sailing ships.

    If it happens to be a Wednesday or the weekend, the streets between
    the ocean and the mall will be filling with the biodynamic abundance
    of the farmers' market. There is agribusiness with its phenomenal
    volumes of perfect - and perfectly tasteless - produce, and there are
    the farmers' markets, where chemical fertilisers, pesticides,
    preservatives, genetic modifications and cheap Mexican labour are
    fiends that have been banished from their gardens. If agribusiness
    satisfies the American desire to be big, to overcome all rivals, to
    achieve "full-spectrum dominance", the farmers' markets and the
    burgeoning organic food movement go to the desire to be good. They
    might even go to the Puritan founders. People who eat the products of
    agribusiness get big; people who eat organic treat their bodies as
    the little temples that nature intended and get a feeling of virtue.

    You can spend a lot of time thinking about your body in America. In a
    country where it is easy to grow fat, it is also easy to be obsessive
    about staying relatively thin. Food is one of the great national
    divides, and Santa Monica falls emphatically on the thin side.
    There's less corn syrup in Santa Monica. The horrors of the American
    fast-food diet - fat, fructose and free radicals - have not been
    vanquished, but they don't have it all their own way. At an organic
    supermarket back from the beach, young people glowing with health
    patrol the shelves to help customers who can't decide which
    antioxidant is right for them. The sign says: "Life isn't about
    finding yourself. It's about creating yourself." Perhaps Americans
    only seem to create themselves more than the people of other
    countries, but I don't think so. To me, they are the only people who
    are visibly evolving: always, like organisms watched through a
    microscope.

    In the 1980s, against the grain of Ronald Reagan's America, the City
    of Santa Monica came under the control of a coalition of liberals,
    greens, Democrats and left-leaning Christians with a comprehensive
    plan for the city. Ceilings were put on development and controls on
    rent; footpaths, bike paths and other amenities were built on the
    foreshore. The Wall Street Journal declared the whole enterprise a
    calamity and President Reagan kind of agreed. That's when someone
    called it the People's Republic. But the People's Republic ­became
    an international model of urban development, and far from fulfilling
    the Journal's prediction that the liberals would kill the place, it
    boomed. Property values streaked upward, the middle classes flocked
    and the good life blossomed in the soft southern Californian air.

    THEY DIDN'T ESTABLISH ANYTHING EVEN VAGUELY socialist, of course.
    Free enterprise drives the place, albeit with some supervision. Santa
    Monica's saviours were middle-class American liberals who, in
    rescuing the city from the familiar beasts of development - the
    dehumanising malls, the ugly and unaffordable high-rise - were
    obeying communitarian instincts of long and honourable prov­enance.
    Think of the town squares of New Eng­land, think of Central Park.
    For that matter, think of the New Deal or the Great Society; but be
    careful who you tell, because there have always been Americans who
    believed the New Deal was a tumour on the vital organs of American
    freedom, and they are as zealous now as they were in Roosevelt's day.

    Douglas built its DC-3s in Santa Monica during the war and a lot of
    the workers' houses are still there, most of them renovated and worth
    about a million each. In the same back-reaches of the city are the
    headquarters of HBO, the media company that brought you The Sopranos,
    Six Feet Under, Sex and the City and Deadwood. The Simpsons was
    invented in a hotel not far away. The place lays claim to an
    unusually large role in the invention of modern consciousness.

    The commercial hub of Santa Monica is a model of modern enterprise.
    It is lined with all the usual brands and stores: all of them living
    by their business plans, their strategic goals aligned with their
    values and their mission statements; all of them evolved to the
    highest stage of modern management. It's strange that business so
    often resists the idea of planning, because nothing in the history of
    the world has been as thoroughly planned as modern businesses. In
    Santa Monica's main shopping strip, where half a dozen of them
    compete all day, it seems possible that even the street performers
    have business plans. It is orderly competition, but also intense -
    and intensely good, most of the time: so good that sometimes there
    will be more people around a pair of virtuoso guitarists than there
    are in any of the shops, and they will be selling as many of their
    CDs as the Apple store is selling iPods.

    On the fringes of all this activity there are the beggars, whose own
    mission statements are scrawled on cardboard signs: "Please help me -
    I have arthritis in both hands and elbows"; "I am homeless"; "I am
    trying to save"; "I am trying to go back to school". The social
    anomalies remain, but they are well-managed anomalies. They don't
    have speaking roles or any influence on the plot, but the indigent
    seem to have been recognised and given a part in the show.

    AT THE OLD SHANGRI-LA HOTEL - WHERE the breezes blow straight off the
    Pacific and into the rooms, and where Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton
    liked to spend time when he came to visit friends (and meet Hollywood
    stars) in the People's Republic - a man said on TV that when John
    Wayne died his body contained 44 pounds of faecal matter. "That's
    what doctors found!" he said. "Look, we consume a hundred times the
    toxins our grandparents did." His dual-action colon cleanser restored
    the "natural undulating action of the colon" and removed these
    toxins.

    On another channel, a man who made seaweed capsules said the Food and
    Drug Administration was trying to turn cancer into a "chronic
    manage­able disease". The FDA was "keeping the manhole on the sewer"
    of degenerative diseases "running rampant" in America. Kelp, he said,
    had 60 times the nutrition of land plants. The Japanese eat kelp;
    that's why on average they live seven years longer than Americans.
    "Our blood plasma," he said, "is essentially the same as sea water.
    The sea lives in us. God made us with the sea in our system." God
    gave us the same pH value - if only we would see it.

    On another channel, Stephany Schwarz, aged 28, talked about her life
    so far. She bought her first house at 23, and what she wants most in
    life is her own successful business. Born in Colorado, as millions
    did before her she took herself to California to chase her fortune.
    Like all good parents, Mom and Dad are urging her on. Her mother is
    head of sales for her company. Her stepfather, a Methodist and
    conservative Republican twice elected to the Colorado legislature, is
    a self-styled "fiscal conservative" who will "never abandon his
    Republican ideals of self-reliance, lower taxes and individual
    freedom". He's backing Stephany too.

    Stephany looks just a bit like Monica Lewinsky. She's a follower of
    the Wiccan "neo-pagan earth-centred" religion - it sounds like fun:
    "And it hurt not, do as thou wilt," they say. This is not such a long
    way from her stepfather's belief that he is closer to God when he is
    hunting and fishing than he is in a church. As the Wiccan website
    says: "Wicca is full of metaphors which can coexist with your current
    religious or scientific outlook."

    Stephany's professional name is Jewel De'Nyle. She is one of the big
    names in American pornography. Howard Stern was talking to her in the
    TV studio. Howard Stern is the biggest barracuda in the millpond of
    respectable American life. He had Jewel's parents on the line from
    Colorado. "We're backing her all the way," they said.

    There is pretty well nothing that Jewel won't do on screen to repay
    their devotion. Stern played an audio tape from one of her porn
    flicks and asked her parents if they could recognise their daughter's
    voice screaming in real or feigned sexual ecstasy. Her parents
    listened, smiling: "Well, that could be her," they supposed.

    In May 2005, when the Southwest Chief delivered us into the art deco
    majesty of LA's Union Station, Fox News was hammering away at the
    breaking story of the real Deep Throat. It was emblazoned on all the
    billboards. For three days earnest men and women debated the
    questions: Was there only one Deep Throat? Was Deep Throat right or
    wrong? How important was Deep Throat in American history? Someone
    should ask how important fellatio is. How important is pornography?
    Deep Throat, as everyone over 50 knows, was the name of an early porn
    flick.

    Today the US pornography industry is worth $12 billion: of this, $2.5
    billion operates on the net, where 40 million American adults
    regularly visit porn websites, and where porn websites make up 12Â
    per cent of all websites. In California, the porn industry employs
    12,000 people and pays $36 million in taxes. The demand is so great
    that several Fortune 500 companies, like many conservative preachers
    and politicians, have been unable to resist temptation and now
    (within the bounds of their commitment to corporate social
    responsibility) help in modest ways to meet it. The great hotel
    chains, for instance, just cannot afford to pass up porn: 50Â per
    cent of all their guests watch their pay-as-you-go "adult" films,
    which deliver 70Â per cent of in-room profits.

    YOU COULD LIVE IN SANTA MONICA AND, like everyone else in the world,
    know Los Angeles only through TV and the movies that are made just a
    taxi ride away. A bus runs all the way downtown, but few residents of
    Santa Monica have ever taken it. There are plenty of films in the
    video store if they want to see the real LA. Or they can just watch
    TV. I went to see A History of Violence. I had not fully recovered
    when I took myself to see Crash. When Crash was over and I drifted
    out with the 20 other patrons, it was dark and the last and least
    able of the street performers were trying to extract a few more
    dollars from the day. Four white men were singing Jesus songs. A
    hugely fat man, who had been playing jazz at midday in the mall, was
    now making hard work of something classical and looked close to
    death. The place seemed to have turned itself inside out: the raw
    flesh was exposed. A man in an open-topped SUV shouted at two women
    in another car: "Asians! F...in' Asians! Wouldn't you f...in' know
    it?"

    Before leaving elementary school, the average American child has seen
    8000 murders on TV. More than a quarter of citizens convicted of
    crimes of violence say they imitated something they saw on TV. In the
    last decade, 50,000 American children were killed with firearms. A
    child is murdered every two hours. Eleven times more murders are
    committed in the US than in Japan, nine times more than in the UK.
    Every day four women die from domestic violence. Each year the number
    of rapes and attempted rapes is in the order of 132,000, and it is
    estimated six times that number are not reported. There are 676 hate
    groups in the US. Every state has at least one: Florida has 38,
    California 36, Texas 31 and Pennsylvania 27. Of the 676 groups, 403
    have internet sites.

    THE STATISTICS ALMOST DEFY BELIEF, BUT not when you scan the local
    papers for a while. Everywhere, every day, violence is reported. In
    Jackson, Mississippi, five residents had been murdered in the five
    days previous to my visit; a local court was holding a hearing into
    the rape, torture and strangulation of a 12-year-old girl by her
    parents. In Salt Lake City, a veteran of the Iraq War gunned down
    several people in a mall. An obituary in New Orleans reported:
    "November 15 was Joyce Frieler Rader's last day on earth. She was
    murdered and then she went into God's arms."

    So long as the Constitution guarantees the right to bear arms, a fair
    percentage of people will take that to mean the right to use them.
    And some of these will take it to mean that a man is not a man
    without them; and some others that true liberty depends on them; and
    others still that the rights of revenge and pre-emption are enshrined
    in the Constitution along with the guns.

    Every day on American TV an episode of Law & Order pits good against
    evil, order against chaos, the reasoned and objective law against
    subjective impulse and delusion. Evil is endemic and
    self-perpetuating in Law & Order: the battered child becomes the
    batterer, the abused the abuser. Just as the west made tough but
    honest citizens who civilised the frontier, the streets make cops and
    lawyers with the mettle to hold off the evil, deranged and weak who
    would otherwise scythe through everything.

    But this is not the mythic violence of westerns or film noir. It's
    not the horror that myths transfigure and make bearable. It is
    everyday violence, as recorded in the newspapers from which the show
    draws all its stories. It is crime with specific causes, which can be
    identified by reasoned inquiry and dealt with by the law with
    specific, practised remedies. Though justice is not perfect every
    time, Law & Order unfailingly affirms the principle on which all hope
    for the republic rests: that the law is sufficiently good and sound
    and there are enough good, sound people to carry the day for
    free-enterprise democracy. It's the "law" in Law & Order that
    requires a leap of faith: you have to believe in the probity of city
    hall, integrity of the police force, proper functioning of the
    bureaucracy, dis­interested and unstoppable operation of the legal
    system. In fact, every episode of Law & Order demands we not believe
    in chronic social failure, corruption and dysfunction in the US. And,
    somehow, that is what we want to do. "In my opinion, human societies,
    like individuals, amount to something only in liberty," Tocqueville
    wrote 150 years ago, and summed up the drama of American life.

    Watching Law & Order almost every day for a month, I began to think I
    knew why so many Americans you meet are very sane, civil and kind. In
    the midst of every variety of weirdness, ignorance and brutality, it
    easily goes unnoticed that, in the day to day, America is the most
    civilised of places: how often you see in Americans and the way they
    deal with each other the graces you should like to see in yourself
    and your compatriots. They are more civilised, I thought, for the
    very reason that barbarism lurks on every corner, if not in every
    individual, and they must be above it, ready for it. Calm
    self-possession is all.

    OSCAR WOULD SAY IT IS ALL RELATIVE. HE has been driving cabs in LA
    since the day he came up from Honduras 46 years ago. He has four
    grown-up daughters and many grandchildren in various parts of the US,
    and all of them are doing well. His wife died a few years back. Now
    he has another four children under seven living with their mother,
    his second wife, in Honduras.

    "Not bad for 66 years old," he says. "How old are you? You could do
    it too."

    He said he'd take me down to Honduras. He sends his family money from
    what he earns in his decrepit taxi, and every year he catches the bus
    for the five-day ride and spends a couple of months with them. He
    says LA is sometimes bad, but Honduras is bad all the time. "You take
    a walk in the wrong place in Honduras, and if they want your shorts
    you better take them off or they'll shoot you. They'll shoot you for
    your shorts." He gave me his card, and the next time I saw him Oscar
    showed me photos of his new baby and all the other children standing
    in front of the security fence that surrounds their house and keeps
    out the gangs.

    Seven million people in LA, more than 70Â per cent of the population,
    are from "minorities". Many are taxidrivers. A taxidriver said to me:
    "A Jew is always a Jew and a Palestinian is always a Palestinian. As
    the Jews thrive wherever they go, so do the Palestinians. We are the
    cousins of the Jews." He seemed perfectly free of prejudice, but he
    believed there would never be an end to the war because Israel would
    never leave the Palestinians' land.

    He thought the invasion of Iraq had been a disaster for the US. He
    held the US administration in contempt, both for its policies and for
    what he believed was its stupidity. That he and his fellow
    Palestinians were under permanent surveillance he neither resented
    nor feared. His compatriots' long experience made them very hard to
    infiltrate. He was curiously equable about it. Had the people who
    followed LA's Palestinians and tapped their phones been able to
    understand what they were hearing, they might have been less
    surprised when Hamas won the Palestinian elections, he said.

    He had lived in LA for 16 years, and for 17 years before that in
    Kuwait. LA was better than anywhere in the Middle East. He would
    always be Palestinian, but nowhere in the Middle East could he be as
    free as he was in LA. In LA, he said, he could "be himself".

    A friend left me at a bookshop where Ryan O'Neal was reputed to take
    his coffee. While browsing I heard a woman ask the bookseller about
    the rash on his face. What had caused it? Was he taking anything? Had
    he seen a dermatologist? The questions, which might have put some
    people in a very bad mood, seemed to put him in a good one. Yes, he
    had been to a dermatologist. So what did he say? Did he give him some
    cream? Did he say what had caused it? No, he didn't, the bookseller
    said.

    "You mean he didn't know? What sort of dermatologist doesn't know
    what caused it?" Was he a proper dermatologist? Was the bookseller
    "eating something bad"? Then another customer asked if Viggo
    Mortensen was coming to give a reading on Saturday and they both
    forgot his rash; a pity, because I wanted to know more.

    I FIRST WENT TO VENICE BEACH NEARLY 30 years ago. Rollerblades were
    the new essential item and people went gliding up and down watching
    the freak show of hulking men working out in cages like the ones that
    housed gorillas in unreformed zoos. The bodybuilders are still
    working out, but in an open-air gym, and the effect is less
    startling. On the bat-tennis courts beside the gym, men and women
    applied themselves with McEnroe-like verve and fanaticism. Their
    rallies were long and gripping, the more because death seemed likely.
    No one laughed. No one gave an inch. No one seemed willing to by any
    sign concede that this was not Wimbledon and not real tennis.

    Those Santa Monica socialists have built a path along the beach from
    Venice. I walked back past people talking truth and eloquence to
    seagulls. A man who looked as normal as Garrison Keillor went past on
    a unicycle, which he rode on the inch-wide edge of the concrete
    kerbing. People were leaving the pier. Beneath the palm trees on the
    grassy strip between the beach and Ocean Avenue, the homeless were
    bedding down for the night. Those with homes were gathered by the
    railings, their jerseys swung over their polo shirts, watching the
    blood-orange sun sink into the Pacific.

    Edited extract from American Journeys, by Don Watson. Published by
    Knopf Australia on March 1; rrp $49.95.
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