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  • Pacifist priests have broom battle in Bethlehem!

    The Spoof (Satire)
    Dec 28 2011


    Pacifist priests have broom battle in Bethlehem!

    Two rival groups of priests, one holier than the other, have fought
    out a broom battle in the church where Jesus is believed to have been
    born. A group of Greek orthodox priests grabbed every broom available
    to knock the lights out of a group of Armenian clerics who claimed
    they were closer to God and Jesus than their rivals.

    It required a batallion of Islamic Palestinian police to seperate the
    two rival groups and fortunately none of the clerics or priests were
    seriously hurt apart from a few "brush wounds" to the head!

    A Palestinian police spokesman gave the following statement: "Luckily
    there were no Jews between them because that could have ended up in a
    blood bath between them and us as for the two rival groups; what a
    bunch of morons fighting over their false god, there is only one god
    and that is 'The Almighty one' A++ah, so what's the problem?"

    After peace had been resumed they all trotted off together to bang
    their heads against the Wailing Wall of Jericho which caused many more
    injuries than their broom battle! Jesus, what ever next?

    http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s3i103014




    From: A. Papazian
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