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    Contra Costa Times, CA
    June 15 2005


    Relish? Bun? Casing? Where's a wiener's soul?

    JOHN BIRDSALL: ALWAYS HUNGRY


    There's a dented poignancy about hot dogs, a scrappy rust-belt charm.
    A hot dog can be the perfect food to celebrate summer's quiet
    nostalgia, evocative as the mosquito hum of a portable radio tuned
    to baseball, the feel of a scarred redwood picnic table against your
    elbows or the smell of a vinyl patio umbrella in the sun.

    Drive down Oakland's Third Street near Market -- close to the port --
    and you can see what's left of a once-thriving community of wiener
    stands, carried off by the rising tide of condo lofts and retail.

    But on a recent afternoon, only two carts shelter along the shady
    side of Third Street. At the corner of Martin Luther King, in front
    of Markus Supply hardware store, Frenchie's flaunts a faded poster
    for Vienna Beef franks. Further on, just around the corner from the
    entrance to the Charles P. Howard docks, West Hot Dog is a cart of
    tarnished quilted stainless steel, partly obscured by potato chip bags
    clipped to display trees, racks of chewing gum and plastic ice chests
    packed with soda cans. A medium hot dog with everything (including
    pickled jalapenos and a thick smear of mayonnaise) is smoky and very
    tender, intensely gooey, sweet and tart.

    Tasty, but you have to look elsewhere for the East Bay's hot dog soul.

    It's hard to imagine anyplace more richly nostalgic than a barbershop
    that's become a hot dog stand, but Sam's Dog House on San Pablo Dam
    Road in El Sobrante looks brand new, thanks to an open-ended renovation
    that has remade the place with stark white walls, a ketchup-and-mustard
    color scheme and plastic picnic tables.

    It's been more than 20 years since barber Sam Lesti put away his
    clippers and took up a pair of spring-loaded tongs, remaking Sam's
    Barber Shop as Sam's Dog House. Mike and Renee Rowland bought the
    business in 1997 when Lesti retired, but longtime employees Donna
    Fellman and Pat Tulley have been assembling dogs at Sam's almost
    since the beginning.

    The place has the feel of an informal community center. On a recent
    afternoon, a customer stopped in for a Chili Dog, chatting with
    Fellman across the room about his daughter's graduation from junior
    high. "That's why I'm still here," says Fellman of the customers
    she's come to know. "They're all like family to me."

    A Sam's Chili Cheese Dog is a rich confection on a Melamine plastic
    plate: A Millers brand wiener plastered with mustard, under a ladle
    of canned chili con carne, diced onion and a thick welter of grated
    sharp cheddar. You eat it with a fork and knife, the bun soaking
    up the chili's gravy the way shortcake soaks up strawberry juice,
    while little strings of melted cheese collect on your chin. It's
    sloppy and delicious.

    But even after two decades of dousing dogs with chili, Sam's feels
    like a newcomer. There's a deeper strain of East Bay hot dog culture,
    tarnished and charming as a set of 1940s cufflinks.

    No place exudes such a heady whiff of weenie tradition as Glenn's
    Hot Dog, quite literally in the shadow of the filigree metal arch
    marking the entrance along MacArthur Boulevard of Oakland's Laurel
    neighborhood. It's a tiny diner whose roof turns up along the street
    facade like some well-loved ball cap's bill; inside it's varnished
    knotty pine, boomerang-pattern Formica and a pop fountain dispensing
    RC Cola and Tahitian Treat punch. Glenn's is pure, concentrated,
    grilled-onion-and-fry-oil-scented nostalgia.

    But with a price tag of $3.50, the Jumbo Dog is pure 21st century --
    it's a thick Millers wiener, with mustard, relish, a drift of white
    onion and a couple of ripe, soft tomato slices tucked in. Too bad
    the bun is stale: A killing lapse.

    A big part of the East Bay's wiener nostalgia is tangled up in the
    contentious history of an Oakland family. In the 1920s, Armenian
    immigrant Kasper Koojoolian was hawking frankfurters in a Chicago
    park; in 1930, he moved to Oakland and set up a wiener stand in north
    Oakland. By 1939, Koojoolian was churning out Oakland weenie stands
    as fast as a sausage grinder spits out forcemeat. But just as in the
    opening act of some Shakespeare tragedy, family bickering compelled
    the wiener king to split his realm in three: Koojoolian's original
    Kasper's, a spin-off spelled "Casper's" and a rogue stepdaughter's
    brazen play for authenticity named the Original Kasper's. Even in
    the 1940s, hot dog joints were elbowing each other for the crown of
    wiener nostalgia.

    These days, the unoriginal Original Kasper's at 44th and Telegraph
    (the little triangle-shaped stand, with its neon chef trailing a
    string of franks) is a holy relic of the old-time urban wiener --
    and a moldering one. It's been closed since 2002 (a note on its
    Web site promises a reopening after unspecified repairs that don't
    appear to have begun). It's safe to pronounce the Original Kasper's
    unofficially defunct.

    But the Kasper's that traces its lineage straight back to Koojoolian
    -- the one on MacArthur Boulevard in Oakland (filled with cops and
    seniors on a recent afternoon) -- keeps the wiener magic alive. Built
    in 1961, it's a gem of mid-20th century design. It's got big jawbreaker
    chandeliers, caramel-colored terrazzo floors and juicy striped
    wallpaper in lemon, pink grapefruit and tangerine. The place is corny
    and sophisticated, elegant and shabby -- and the wieners are perfect.

    They're made of beef, with natural sheep casings; the taste is smoky,
    salty and garlicky. A regular hot dog with everything is a Chicago
    frank simplified: mustard and sweet relish, and slices of tomato and
    white onion wedged between dog and bun like garden edging. The bun
    is soft and scant, just right.

    The weedy sourness of the unripe tomato (and the peppery fragrance of
    its seeds) works on the wiener like a squeeze of lemon on an oyster,
    taming its salt, giving it an aromatic presence, even over the brash
    acidity of yellow mustard.

    Kasper's cousin Casper's has had a parallel evolution, with onion and
    tomato slices, mustard and relish, and buns as soft and collapsible
    as a slice of steamed sponge cake. The decor in several of Caspers'
    11 restaurants has a faded midcentury classicism that reminds you of
    its homonym, with multi-colored vinyl stools in Froot Loops pastels
    and signs with big '60s-style graphic icons (a pot of mustard,
    a slice of onion, a whimsical curving wiener).

    The big difference at Casper's is that wiener, which contains pork
    as well as beef. It's pale, with a tender, almost creamy texture and
    pork's nutty sweetness. It's striking, old-fashioned and delicious --
    as different from the traditional Chicago-style dog at Walnut Creek's
    Stadium Pub as you could imagine.

    Owner Richard Sherman seeks to be the East Bay's wiener proselytizer,
    spreading the news of the authentic Chicago hot dog. In his Stadium
    Pub sports bar, amid a tangle of high tables, TV sets flashing with
    a confusion of games, in an atmosphere of mismatched bar stool
    authenticity, a Chicago Dog looks just right in its red plastic
    basket. It bristles with relish and diced onion, with tomato and
    cucumber slices, under a thick pickle spear.

    The Vienna Beef dog (flown in from Chicago along with the poppy seed
    buns) is fat, with a thick, crisp skin. It nearly drips with rich,
    heavy juice when you bite into it, and it's powerfully saline (thanks
    in part to a sprinkling of celery salt). That bun is so soft that
    handling it compresses it into a kind of compact sheath.

    It's terrific -- but unless you grew up in Chicago, crowding into
    Demon Dogs under the Red Line El tracks near DePaul University, or
    hanging out on the concrete picnic tables out front of Jansen's on
    the South Side, it's all wrong, exotic rather than evocative.

    Nostalgia is the most personal of self-indulgences. Especially when
    it's smeared with mustard.
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