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    PARTY OF SPORTS

    Lragir.am
    05-11-2007 17:02:53

    EDSON ARRANGES DO NASIMENTO

    If a judo tournament is going to be held at the National Opera,
    there is nothing strange about the decision of the Republican Party
    to hold their conference at the Dinamo Gym. Considering that the
    headquarters of the Republican candidate is going to be at the office
    of the football federation, it becomes clear that the Republican
    Party is consciously shifting the electoral process to the track of
    sports. Judging by the first steps, we may assume quite righteously
    that in case the Republican candidate is elected, the inauguration
    will be held at the Republic Stadium.

    Then they will have to think about the new residence of the president.

    Perhaps the sports and concert center would fit for this purpose
    best which is now under repair. It could be an excellent residence:
    it is large, airy, is located in one of the best visible parts of
    the city. Another advantage is that it is several meters from the
    monument to the victims of the Genocide, and no president of other
    countries could avoid laying a wreath to it with any excuse. If say the
    president of a country comes to meet with our president, what would
    his excuse be to refuse making a few more steps and laying flowers
    to the monument, especially that the president were told there is a
    cozy restaurant on the way where they could have a nice meal.

    However, since Armenia is developing at two-digit rates, no doubt
    the president of a country with such dynamics of growth cannot
    have only one residence. Hence, it is time they thought about the
    second residence of the president. The water park could be good,
    especially with its new winter entertainments. Apart from all it
    would help to economize money wasted on taking the presidents and
    other high-ranking officials visiting Armenia to see Lake Sevan. In
    fact, the tigerwhelming economic growth of Armenia allows taking
    guest presidents not only to Sevan but also to the Black Sea but
    what is the point of it? After all, it is advisable to economize,
    since the tiger may die one day. Perhaps this is the reason why the
    Republicans have decided to locate their election headquarters at the
    office of the football federation. The president of the federation
    is Ruben Hairapetyan, member of the Republican Party's board, and no
    doubt he will readily let office more cheaply or even free of charge
    for the sake of the victory of the ethno-religious ideology.

    Although it is interesting why the federation of chess had not been
    chosen for this purpose. After all, for the Republican candidate it
    would feel like his own place because most probably the Republicans
    will nominate Serge Sargsyan, who is the president of the federation
    of chess. But perhaps not only meanness but also superstition mattered
    in choosing the headquarters.

    The point is that recently our footballers have been more successful
    than our chess players. Since the Olympiad of chess, the Armenian chess
    players have won no international authoritative tournaments. Besides,
    as people put it, "if it were a sport, the players would play in
    shorts and T-shirts."

    Nevertheless, it is not clear why the Republicans have decided to
    take the sports track. We may assume that the Republican Party is a
    sports organization but in view of the physiology of the Republican
    majority it becomes clear that of all the sports this majority
    loves the Armenian double event - barbeque for lunch and barbeque
    for dinner. Therefore, it is clear that the decision to position at
    the sports establishments has a political reason. Perhaps in reply
    to efforts to shift the election campaign to the ideological track
    launched by the ARF Dashnaktsutyun, the All-Armenian Movement and some
    more opposition parties the Republican Party is shifting the struggle
    to the sports track. There the Republican Party will certainly keep
    up with them.
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