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    ABC News
    Oct 14 2007


    Funnies: How the Babies Became Republicans
    'This Week's' Look at the Best in Late Night Political Comedy


    Real Time
    Bill Maher: Al Gore won the Nobel Prize, or as President Bush
    announced it, "Sweden is with the terrorists."


    Late Night
    Conan O'Brien: One of President Bush's closest advisers said that
    Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is going to have
    trouble getting elected because his last name is "Huckabee." That's
    what he said, yeah. He said the only way it could be worse is if his
    name was George W. Huckabee.


    Real Time
    Maher: Now the people who are really getting tough with the Middle
    East is the House Foreign Relations Committee. ... They voted
    yesterday to condemn as an act of genocide the killings of Armenians
    in Turkey in 1915. Yeah, see this is exactly why voters gave control
    to the Democrats, to send a stern message to the Ottoman Empire.


    The Tonight Show
    Jay Leno: And Hillary Clinton announced this week that she has
    dropped her plan to give $5,000 to every baby born in America. ...
    Apparently, what happened was they did a test where they gave $5,000
    to 100 babies and the kids immediately became Republicans.


    Late Show
    David Letterman: Now here is what I don't understand: Rudolph
    Giuliani had three wives and he's not the Mormon candidate -- is that
    right?


    Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Jimmy Kimmel: You probably heard already: Al Gore won the Nobel Peace
    Prize. ... He won the Emmy, the Oscar and the Nobel Prize. The only
    thing he didn't win was president, really. In three years, the guy
    went from Urkel to Fonzi.

    http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/Funnies/story ?id=3726809
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